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9 months ago
One day in the not so distant future I'll be that old ass dude with the college age stripper on my lap.
review comment
9 months ago
I'd never buy a dance from Daisha, not after seeing her wear the exact same outfit every time I stopped by for over a year. Most dancers change multiple times a day, pretty sure she wore that same purple and black outfit everyday for a year.
- Took a chance and ended decently.
$27 cover and only a couple dancers? No wonder the parking lot is always empty these days. The Vu clubs really need to rethink their business if they want to stay in business.
- Very low energy for a Friday afternoon
Do the dancers still set their own prices or has this club adopted the Portland standard $40 or 3 for 100 model? The possibility of getting a better price value on dances has always been the biggest reason I stop by this dive when I'm in town.
- Now that is how I like to spend Friday night
Kittens is okay, Near copy of Pandoras from the vibe to the talent though IMO not as many hotties. Pandoras usually has mostly dancers I'd rate between a 4 and a 7 but with a couple 8+. Kittens usually has the same but without the 8+ dancers though everyones taste vary.
I personally wouldn't bother with any of the downtown clubs though. More expensive, more hassle, less talent. They're all three owned by the Vu corporation
- A nice visit, but nothing much goin on
Don't bother going to a Vu owned club before 10pm unless your going to see a specific dancer. your much better off going to Pandoras if your an early bird.
- What a waste
It's owned by the Deja Vu chain. Thier Lake City clubs used to be okay but even those aren't worth it any longer. They've raised their prices at the same time all their hottest dancers have either moved on or gotten fat during the covid lockdowns
- Now that is how I like to spend Friday night
Not really much point in driving south of Lake City Way unless your plan is to drive all the way to Portland
- Enjoyable Saturday Early Afternoon
205 is almost always my go to location to start my Portland tour. One of the few clubs that has a decent lineup and enough customers so you don't feel like the only perv in town. Sometimes I'll even make a second visit to see the evening shift before heading to a place like Scarlett to end my night hoping to find some decent value lapdances. Like you I don't buy dances at 205, even though it can be very tempting at times.
- Sat night fun
IDK this reads like a club ad and the 11 years between reviews both of which are for the same club don't help
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gStephThe view from the other side of the room
completely agree, always tip if your watching the show. I don't tip nearly as well when I'm sitting at a table but I still throw a couple singles for each dancer.
- Friday Night Lite
To be fair it's been about 6 months since I've been to any Seattle club but my last couple visits to a Vu club the quality of dancers had gone way down hill. Most of the hot ones either moved away during Covid or put on a lot of weight sitting on their couch for a year. If they haven't gotten any better the stage at Pandora's was probably at least equal to that of the Vu clubs.
- Giant tits for the win!
Only in Washington can you leave a strip club for some Dick's without sounding gay
- Hit or Miss club with occasionally great dances
Might have to check this one out. I stopped here a few times when it was called Skinn based on recommendations but Skinn only ever seemed to have LIzzo look a likes.
- More Hot Chocolate Than Swiss Miss.
Mr Johnson. There were 1 or 2 spinner types but with it being mostly black dancers on this Sunday night most had flat stomachs and the gymnast type thick thighs and booties. I love me some spinners but I'm also a huge fan of the cheerleader/gymnast body type as well.
- The ghouls are preparing Halloween
A dump with low quality dancers and strict rules? Lol, not wonder the place is a ghost town
review comment
2 years ago
If you want to see some fake reviews Scrub go to the massage parlor review site.
review comment
2 years ago
Some of the dancers here do a lot of pole trick and/or very energetic stage shows. I believe they allow the girls to wear normal shoes so they don't break an ankle.
review comment
2 years ago
I don't think you so much picked the wrong night as the quality has just gone down since Covid. If you think it's bad here though you should see the Vu clubs, they've really gone downhill as far as talent goes. All the hot dancers must have moved to states that stayed open during the lockdowns or something.
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2 years ago
Cab is usually one of the last stops on my Portland tour so I'm generally there early evening. From my experience a few things differ from what you described on dayshift. This club in the evening has way more dancers than most Portland clubs 20+ even on weekdays. The dancers seem to be more willing to come over the rack in the evening, probably because more guys are tipping.
On the downside it's one of the few clubs on the east side that charges a cover in the evening, I think it was like $7 or something. Not the end of the world but when you stop by 5 or 6 clubs in a night cover charges can start to add up. It's also the only club that's ever refused me entry and they've done it twice for wearing warm ups. This was a few years before covid and I haven't had any issues since reopening though.
review comment
2 years ago
Club 205 is always on my rotation but I only stick around long enough to watch the rotation through and then it's off to the next stop. Great place to burn through some singles but not a place to buy dances.
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2 years ago
Sounds like a good time. This club sure has stepped up it's game since Covid while most have lost ground.
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2 years ago
Dances were overpriced and Scrub thinks it's a club ad lol.
On a side note there's a push going on atm to allow alcohol in Washington clubs.
review comment
2 years ago
Hopefully they pass that legislation allowing alcohol in Washington clubs. I think that would really help the Vu clubs out. If you can't find any dancers worthy of spending $40 for a standard lap dance on at least you can drink a beer while throwing a few singles.
review comment
2 years ago
Had the same experience at there sister club about a month ago. less than 10 dancers on a Saturday night. My guess is their overpriced lap dances are driving guys away. I can see spending $40 on a dance if she looks like Megan Fox in her prime or your getting a lot more than a dance but how many guys are willing to pay a six $40 for a basic lap dance?
On a side note Sky does give a pretty decent but legal lap dance.