Comments by skinnywhiteboy (page 4)

  • review comment
    4 months ago
    Many New Faces
    I might toftt and check it out tonight. I'm curious if they're going to reduce the cover charge now that they can sell alcohol. Also really curious how much "you want to buy the lady a drink" hustle they're going to have now. I'm expecting the worst but hoping for the best. If it's as bad as I expect I'll just drive down to Kittens.
  • review comment
    4 months ago
    mjpenn07
    California
    Skip this strip
    I do the exact same clubs often on my tour of Portland as well. I've learned to skip this one though. 205 and DV8 are my personal favorites on this list.
  • review comment
    4 months ago
    Many New Faces
    I haven't been there yet but according to the Seattle times and their own website Dreamgirls Sodo has alcohol now.
  • discussion comment
    5 months ago
    Nuru Massage
    If you do choose to visit this place whatever you do don't agree to sexual services before getting a massage. Where I live they ran a sting operation a few years ago out of an establishment just like this and arrested dozens of guys who agreed to sex before even walking into the massage room. That's another advantage the Asian places have, most police departments don't have any Asian female officers. A link to the AP story about the sting operation if anyone is interested https://apnews.com/general-news-be258166c476421c900ec64f787e342b
  • discussion comment
    5 months ago
    Nuru Massage
    At those rates most likely it'll be a fat chick and all you'll get is a HJ. They'll ask for more for a BJ or FS. Where I live you can get a BBBTC and FS for $200 from an AMP but places that advertise Latinas and white ladies always want more money for lower quality service. You're better off just going to any of the thousands of store front AMPs in your area. At least with those if you don't find the lady attractive you can just make up an excuse like "I forgot my wallet" and walk out the door.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Mary's on a Monday
    $150 and you have to sit on your hands? Hard pass.
  • discussion comment
    5 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash or Pass?
    I don't understand why these IG girls feel the need to be bitches in public. I don't know about you guys but the public part does nothing for me. Give me a hot chick in a skimpy outfit and I'm sold no matter where she's at.
  • discussion comment
    5 months ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Seattle strip club becomes first in WA to serve alcohol in decades.
    Some of us already do acknowledge that. I drive down to Portland a few times a year for that exact reason. Might have to stop by this weekend now just to check it out. Worst case I'll just finish my beer and drive to Kittens.
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Another mid tier experience
    basically $30 cover and $50 a song for a dance and they wonder why they're dead
  • review comment
    5 months ago
    Had to try it once
    I really miss the Jamie days. Got my first ever BBBJCIM in a club from here and she was freaking hot
  • review comment
    8 months ago
    MeanSpyce
    Downtown is more hassle than it's worth. Parking is a joke, Homeless everywhere, and the ridiculous prices I refuse to stop anywhere near downtown. The East side dive bars are so much more relaxing and a better value......lap dances are still overpriced though.
  • review comment
    8 months ago
    Shooting Star. Star is fine with it just as long as I don't get it in her eyes.
    If you think this club has a lot of Hispanics I'm assuming you've never been to Cabaret 2. Cab, 205, and DV8 are probably my personal favorites for throwing singles in Portland. I'm far too cheap to pay the lap dance prices in this city though so I always leave early enough to find an AMP to spend an hour at before going back to my room for the night.
  • discussion comment
    9 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash or Pass
    Pass. based on what I've heard and my limited experience half naked street walkers are almost always a bad time. I've met a few street walkers over my years that were pretty fun but they always dressed less obvious and weren't walking on a tourist blade controlled by pimps like Figueroa.
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    twaumpster1
    Just here to contribute to the team
    Make Good Decisions
    No cover, $20 dances, and hot young dancers? I'm 100% stopping here when I'm in town this weekend. Probably make a stop at the other local clubs as well other than the Nile. All the reviews here for that club are old so I did a google review search and figured out why nobody here likes that place. Nothing annoys me more than the "you want to buy the lady a drink" scam. SI will almost certainly be the club I spend the most time at though
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    Very reliable for what it is
    I wasn't asking for myself lol, one of the adjudicators posted that question. I can't imagine it was a serious question though.
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    Very reliable for what it is
    How accessible via bus or bike? There's a question I never thought I'd see asked about a strip club. I know Portland is pretty bike friendly but I can't imagine asking the bouncer where I can chain up my bike.
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    Would I go back? Maybe.
    $20 cover, $10 beers, and $50 tame dances, and have to deal with the homeless in downtown? Thank you for reminding me why I drive right past downtown and head to East Portland when I'm in the area.
  • discussion comment
    9 months ago
    Would you bang a porn star?
    Would I bang one? Yes if she was my type. I'd pound the hell out of Riley Reid. Would I pay the rates she'd require? HELL NO. Most porn stars don't do it for me though, too many plastic parts. I don't even watch most mainstream porn for this reason. I prefer amateur homemade stuff. The video quality might not be as high but the girls and the action are both more real.
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    Not even trying
    I could be wrong, only been here once but I got the impression this club is more of a night spot. This is why I pretty much just stick with 205 or DV8 if I'm in the Portland area and feel like throwing some singles.
  • discussion comment
    9 months ago
    I've seen what strippers say about us on stripper reddit, horrible things
    Too be fair that's a pretty accurate description of most of us lol. For real though I have a few thoughts on this. One it's Reddit, what percentage of strippers actually comment on stripper reddit? Just like this site the vast majority of men that have stepped into a club have never been here. Second, who cares what some chick half your age thinks of you. I always thought that was kind of the point. Once your done you can leave and skip all the BS of talking about your feelings and pretending to like her favorite shows. I once had a stripper tell me "That's okay, I'd never talk to you anyway outside the club" after turning down a dance. I just laughed and replied "that's okay because I don't pay for the company of fat bitches" She wasn't the fattest stripper ever but kind of looked like Amy Schumer so biggest than I wanted. I got kicked out but whatever the club sucked anyway.
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    yowzer
    Oregon
    New name, same old game
    With there not being alcohol atm is there a cover charge? If night I might stop by in a few weeks when I'm in the area to see if nightshift is any better. Obviously I'll be planning on spending more time at the club down the street though.
  • discussion comment
    9 months ago
    CJKent_band
    The truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
    Smash or Pass
    Half her fake nails are missing. Looks like a train wreck to me. Type of dancer that's probably so too drunk or high to provide a decent dance. Also probably smells of weed or cigarettes.
  • discussion comment
    9 months ago
    skinnywhiteboy
    Washington
    Washington state's lewd conduct law has been suspended.
    Haha. I'm hoping if they legalize alcohol sales we'll get a few more. There's a few prime locations open around my house from bars that went out of business during Covid.
  • discussion comment
    9 months ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Rate Her
    Not bad but I prefer the first 4 seconds of this clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1buQtlWeHxI I just wish the good part lasted longer lol
  • review comment
    9 months ago
    Great Weekday Night at DV8
    DV8 isn't the best at anything but it's above average at everything for Portland.