Friday Night Lite

I usually roll solo, but ended up coming through Pandora's at the behest of old college crew in town for the big UW game. The club is conveniently down the street from Montlake and we rolled up in an Uber. I keep my extracurricular activities to myself and doubt my that my friends engage in the same activity. Friday evening seemed like a safe time for a boring guy's night out at a Seattle strip club away from the usual daytime entertainment. Parking lot was pretty full. Outside security guy seemed more chipper than normal. Maybe he got to bounce some rowdy dudes out of the club? Or maybe he was also happy that UW won in primetime.

Usual $20 entrance fee and watery soda. Newish cashier guy seems to love running down all "no touching, no phones, no photography" rules like they're Miranda rights. We somehow all got seated together along the wall near the stage which was a miracle with how packed it was. I think the DJ is a newer guy too spinning some decent tunes thinking he's in a real club.

Long roster of girls tonight, 30+ from what I could count. I pulled a screenshot from their Instagram stories of who was on deck, names are as follows: (and formatted because I know you adjudicators are sticklers for readability.)