More Hot Chocolate Than Swiss Miss.

Pretty sure Club Rouge wasn't made with men like us in mind. It feels like their target audience is professional athletes, musicians, business types trying to impress their clients, and drug dealers.

General Club Details: Club Rouge is the cleanest and "classiest" strip club I've ever been to in my life. I wouldn't doubt if there's a guy in the men's room on weekend nights to pump your soap and hand you a paper towel, the kind of stuff most of us just find awkward. Pretty sure you can order several hundred dollar bottles of champagne but my Coors light was somewhere around $6.50. I didn't really pay attention, just handed the guy a $20 and got singles back. Oh cover is was somewhere around $5 on a Sunday evening but once again I just handed the guy a $20 and didn't count how many singles I got back.