Reviews by shmutz

I don't usually frequent topless clubs, since I don't drink (topless clubs offer booze, nude clubs don't) and I like to see naked women, but I was stuck in that area for a couple of…

I recently returned to 4 Play after a couple of months on the "straight-and-narrow", so-to-speak, to visit my "girlfriend" (whom I didn't identify by name in my last review either!), and I must say, this…

When this place opened, I reviewed it, and did not give it very high marks. I also expressed a feeling that it would not last too long. Having been there again just recently, I still…

I haven't been to this place in quite some time, and I was reminded why when I dropped in on a whim the other night. It was late, and there were very few customers, although…

I've been to this club often, though not in the last couple of months, and overall I have to say it's my favorite spot. There's some kind of vibe that resonates with me in this…

I hadn't been here in quite some time, but I was in the area, and Thursdays they have a great VIP deal, as everyone in the hobby knows, so I dropped in for a while.…

Maybe things are different at night, but during the day this place seems to be a graveyard. One of the dancers explained to me that since it is in a business area, many patrons come…

I hadn't been to 4-Play in a number of years, but I was stuck in that area with a couple of hours to kill, so I figured why not try it again. I'm glad I…

I don't have much hope for this place. It's brand new, and it's unfortunately off to a bad start. The location is hard to find, the place is rather small although nicely done, the girls…

I've reviewed this place before, and I still like it. I've been here during the day, when the dancer quality was a bit lacking, though there always was a dancer or two that was good.…

Back to one of my favorite places, and let me tell you about a sweetie pie I met there... Sunday was a very slow day at BZ, with 2-3 customers and about 5 dancers. Many bouncers,…

I've been here before, and I've reviewed before, and I still say the club is rather pricey, but when you're waiting for a layover at LAX or waiting to pick up someone whose flight is…

This place is a sordid joke. A previous reviewer said "if you're generous the girl will reciprocate...". The problem is, you can get much better reciprocation from much prettier girls at much nicer clubs for…

I've been here before, and I generally like this place. I don't know what it is, but it has a nice vibe. I also like the music style and volume level, and I especially like…

Stopped in here twice more during the afternoon (once about 2 weeks ago, and again the other day), and I must say I was not all that impressed. There is one girl, Skyler, who is…

I haven't been to this place in about three years, and when I did go all that time ago, I was totally unimpressed, but I believe that has changed now. The club is very small,…

This is a new club, only open about half a year, and it is a beautiful place, very cool fixtures and lighting, etc. But it is very small, and it is also very empty, there…

I never really visited this Club before, though I did stop in once or twice for a few minutes (it was so dead those times [very long ago], that I left very quickly), but today…

Had a half day to kill, so I went down to the Dirty Bird, as it's known in the vernacular, and I was not disappointed. Arrived at about noon, and of course things were slow.…

I've been here before, but not for quite a number of months, so I gave it a try today. The girls I used to see there are not there anymore, it seems, but the new…

Slow day at BE today, I met a couple of regulars, and even got a few dances with one of them, and met one new girl who was doing a live audition -- she was…

I've been here before, and I've reviewed this place before, but I hadn't been in a while, so I thought I'd share my thoughts. This visit was Saturday night, which should be the best-of-the-best…

I've dropped in to this place before, but I always was disappointed at the lack of action and talent. Admittedly, I've only been there in the off-times, like early weeknights (9-10-ish) or afternoons, but I…

I've been here a few times, and the quality of dancers, which used to be rather poor (see my previous reviews), has gotten quite good of late. There are still a number of girls who…

I had nothing to do, so I decided to drop in at BD, even though my expectations were not very high. I guess I was thinking that if I happened to find a young gorgeous…