La Perla Gentlemen's Club
Closed
15820 Stagg St, Van Nuys, CA 91406, USA*

I don't have much hope for...

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shmutz
Aug 2, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I don't have much hope for this place. It's brand new, and it's unfortunately off to a bad start. The location is hard to find, the place is rather small although nicely done, the girls (daytime, I don't know about nighttime) are below average, and the "theme" (which they use for advertising) is a real turnoff -- girls made up to look like monsters are depicted all over the walls, and in all the advertising I've seen (I wonder who the hell thought of that?).

I came in just to check it out, and the prettiest girl in the place was the waitress! There was one cute flexible blonde who does a mean stage show which I enjoyed, but the rest of them were rather lame. The vibe was very weak, so I didn't stick around long, and I didn't get a dance from the blonde either.

I guess we should all go over to check it out (while it's free), maybe that will increase the customer base enough to put together a decent entertainment lineup.

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