Reviews by shmutz

Well, we all know Synn in COI's reputation for high mileage with beautiful girls, and we're hoping this new Synn will follow suit. Well, they're off to a good start! Since they're new, there is…

I don't live in COI, so if I'm going to travel there (about 1/2 hr trip), it has to be for a good reason. After all, there are many fine SCs near me. So for…

I must be nuts, because sometimes I stop in to this club just to say hi to the bartender! Her name is Megan, and she is hotter than most of the dancers! She and I…

Had occasion to return to Synn, I don't live near there, so I don't get in too often, but I had to be nearby on business a few times, so I made time for the…

I've reviewed this club before, and as everyone else basically seems to agree, this is a good place to spend too much money! Mostly, girls are quite nice and friendly, and the mileage factor is…

Well, I finally got down to the Mexican border with enough time to enjoy a lengthy visit to Zona Norte, and one of the places I spent some time (and $$$) at was Hong Kong…

I finally got down to Tijuana to check out the scene there, and I spent a little time at Adelita's. I'm sorry to say, but it was a tremendous disappointment. It was so NOT, I…

The short story is, I don't particularly like the club, it's run down and loud, but I had an amazing experience here quite by accident, which I'd like to share with anyone who might be…

A slow day at Synn today (at least until about 2:30 PM), but it nevertheless was at the top of the game. I hadn't been here in a while, and never before on a Sunday,…

This club has one major feature which keeps it happening: it is very close to the airport, thereby insuring it will always have a customer base (waiting for a flight, waiting to pick someone up,…

I've reviewed this place before, IMHO it's the best club in the NoHo area. I recently met a few new friends that I thought may be worth mentioning. This review covers a few visits, which…

Stopped in to the Bird the other day, I was in the neighborhood with some time to kill. The place is slowly going downhill, it seems, place is getting more and more run down, only…

I've been to this club a number of times, and I like it a lot each time, even though I spend way too much $$$ here! I like to re-connect with old friends, but sometimes…

I am a "regular" at this club, so much so that I don't get charged the cover when I come in in the evening (they all know I own a few BZ logo caps and…

I have generally avoided this club, mostly because of the poor ratings here, coupled with a few visits I made many years ago which confirmed the poor reviews here, and partly due to the ridiculously…

I've reviewed this place before, and I still like it, though, as I recently mentioned, the new lighting system is rather annoying. The strobe lights flash in customers' eyes, which really sucks. The stage lighting…

Hadn't been here in a while, but I was in the area, so I stopped in for a short while. I think this place is in decline. Last time I was there it was pretty sad,…

I dropped in since I was in the neighborhood, mainly to see if my bar-hop friend Cynthia was here, but she wasn't. I stuck around a bit anyway, and had a middlingly decent time. As…

Is this place for real? I came by about 10PM, and I was the only customer (there was a bartender, bouncers (2), security guard, cashier, and manager, but only one customer!). There were only 2…

This was my 2nd visit to this place, and I must say, I still think very highly of it. The club itself is well kept for the most part, the staff are friendly and very…

I haven't written about this place in a while, but I have been here a few times, so I guess it's time for a "report". I still like this place best of all SCs I…

I was in Dallas on business, and had a few hours to kill before heading to the airport for my trip home, so I decided to see what daytime is like at Dallas strip clubs…

Was in town with an afternoon to kill, so I thought I'd check out the daytime scene at a few clubs. This was my second stop, and I had about an hour plus before I…

The last time I reviewed this place, I said that I had had a decent time, but I probably wouldn't be back. Well, the "action" in this part of the state is spotty at best,…

“So how do you like Synn Gentlemen’s Club?” “I think it’s very sinful!” All I can say is Wow! I spent a few hours over at Synn for the first time, and I had an incredible…