Reviews by shmutz

I recently spent a rare morning at the club, and I thought I would tell you about it. I came specifically to see Dream, an old fave (from Synn NH), but she decided not to…

The overall rating for this club is as high as the rating for Synn COI. So I thought, it must be great. Well, one afternoon I was driving by and the traffic on the fwy…

I've reviewed this club before, and recently they made a physical change which was probably necessary but not really an "improvement". They took away the large VIP room and replaced it with a few small…

I've reviewed this club a number of times, but not lately, and I had 2 rather mind-blowing experiences there lately that are worthy of telling you about, so here goes (I'll write a second review…

I hadn't been to this place for about 2 years, but I recently began coming to this area a lot, so I decided to drop in. I never liked the club much, it is beautiful…

Lately I've been coming to this club much less frequently, I find it to be less fun than it used to be. I also was upset at them for firing a good friend of mine,…

This place has been becoming a "real" club lately, and it is becoming more fun to visit. I was out of town for about a month, and was missing some of my friends, so one…

I rarely get down to COI, so I don't frequent this club, but when I do, I spend a few hours at a time over a few days, so I get a good feel for…

My last review of this place was rather down-ish, but of late they have been picking up a bit. They've started trying to hire hotter dancers, more in the style of Synn COI. I, of…

I recently had some time to kill in City Of Industry, so I checked out this club. I timed it to be there for the 5-8 time slot, when entry is $5 and you can…

This club is kinda dying, at least from what I can see. Firstly, they hire many rather unattractive dancers, which lowers the quality of the visit. Then they have DJs who have no clue. The…

I used to like this club, but lately it's been nothing short of a string of disappointments. I have almost stopped going there completely, and the final straw was when they fired a dear friend…

I've reviewed this club before, and I usually like to tell a great story that happened to me here, there have been many. I had a mind-blowing incident the other day, maybe I'll tell you…

I've been frequenting this club on and off, and I've gotten to know some of the staff and dancers fairly well. I agree with the general opinion in these reviews, girls are not as "hot"…

I've reviewed this club before, and it always gets high marks. I had occasion to stop in twice recently, and had a nice time both visits, so let me tell you about it. I came in…

Of late, I've stopped in here a couple of times, and while I did get lucky sometimes and found a girl worthy of my attention, the overall situation is poor. I saw a recent reviewer's…

I haven't written anything about this place in a while, but I've stopped by often enough in the past few months to express an opinion, so here goes... The club is still my favorite Valley stop,…

I still love this place, and I have met and gotten to know a few girls here who make the experience even better. I noticed from the reviews that others have found some of my…

I had some time to kill while passing through COI the other day, so I stopped in at Synn, ans of course I spent way too much $$$$. But in the process, I reconnected with…

It seems I'm this very new club's biggest fan (there are 4 reviews out there and 3 are mine!). I continue to hope that it will soon be nearly as good as Synn COI, and…

I've been hearing that DJV COI is a great place, but I've visited a couple of times in the last 6 months or so, and I didn't find anything exciting, so this past week, when…

Hey, I learned a new trick for a stripper to use on a guy. It's only good in certain situations, as you'll see... I came in to the club for a short stay one evening, and…

I wrote a review of this place about 5 weeks ago, and I've been there a couple of times since. It still is suffering from New-Club Syndrome, but it is improving. To help things along,…

I recently mad time to visit COI, so I naturally spent some significant time at Synn. They recently opened a place in the Valley, fairly close to where I reside, but the quality there doesn't…

I've had occasion to be in COI now and again, but I usually drop in to Synn, because I have so many gorgeous friends there who put out nicely for me. But I recently decided…