Blue Zebra Cabaret
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6872 Farmdale Ave North Hollywood, CA 91606

I've been to this club often,...

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shmutz
Sep 24, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I've been to this club often, though not in the last couple of months, and overall I have to say it's my favorite spot. There's some kind of vibe that resonates with me in this place. I don't think the girls are all great, I've met my share of duds, but somehow I feel relaxed here. Some dancers told me today that the large majority of the customers are truck-drivers and truck-driver types, and therefore many girls gravitate to me when I come in, since I look more like I'll spend some money, and I'll offer better conversation, etc. Maybe that's why I like it...

Today I spent a couple of hours (and way too much $$$) at the club during the afternoon, and I met some interesting girls. First there's a porn star (TR) who has been dancing here for the past few weeks, and I'm sorry to say, but I think her filming days are not going to be very frequent too soon. I saw (and had a VIP) with this girl just a few months ago in another club, and she was petite, gorgeous, and hot! Today, though, she is quite overweight, out of shape, and rather boring. How sad. She is very young, though, and perhaps if she wises up she can lose the weight and get back in shape, so that she can be desirable on film again.

Then I met the queen of up-sell (I forget her name, something like Zeiss), a very pretty girl who offers pretty good mileage, but she is very up-selling. First she wanted to get paid up-front, which is rare, and was an alarm-raiser for me (maybe she's afraid I will think she did not deliver as promised, and will refuse to pay?), but I went with it anyway. Then she cut the 2-4-1 dance short when I said I'll follow it with a VIP with her, but she charged me for it anyway. Then she cut my 15 minute VIP to 10 minutes, telling me the bouncer had said it was over. And also, during the dance, a space in the dark corner became available, so I suggested we move there for better privacy, so she said only if I come up with another $200. WTF? I drew the line there, and we didn't move there. I hate up-sell, and find it a tremendous turn-off, so that was a waste of time and money.

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