Reviews by shmutz

There's a lot of talk here about mileage at SRVN. I have never found it, and I'd appreciate if some of you guys would drop a name or two! I did find some very pretty girls,…

I was stuck in Anaheim for a few hours, so I went to an old haunt of mine, to see if things had changed at all, hadn't been there in over a year. Except for…

I was in South Jersey for a few days, so I thought I'd try a new club. It had decent reviews, and ultimately, the reviews were pretty much right on. A rather expensive cover for daytime…

I hadn't been to this place in over a year, so I went, to see if things had improved significantly. They hadn't. There were about 6 dancers, 2 or 3 were worth looking at, the rest…

What a disappointment! I was out on the prowl, being stressed out about some work issue, and I drove by this place, so I stopped in to check it out (a girl who I know…

I hadn't been here in quite some time, maybe a year, and I heard they'd made some changes, new website, etc., so I thought I'd check it out again. I was there about 3-4 afternoons…

I haven't reviewed this place in quite some time, and I've been there a few times over the past month or two, sometimes at night, sometimes during the day, but I have met a few…

Hey guys, this place has shut down (don't say I didn't warn you). It's re-opening in July as a topless bar-and-grill. If you're looking for the girls who used to work here, my understanding is…

I haven't been to this place in a long time, but I was waiting for a plane, and BE had no one on the roster I knew, so I figured I'd try something new-ish. Club is…

I was waiting for a flight to come in, and it got delayed, so I dropped in to BE to pass the hour I had to kill. I mainly came to watch the dancers, who…

They were running some kind of a special which they called "Lucky Strike" (?), which made VIP dances $100 instead of $150, and I was driving through the Valley, so I stopped in. I really…

Been back to the BZ a few times in the past month, and overall I still like the place. However, I've noticed that some of the management has been becoming rather testy and obnoxious lately.…

My very good friend Aliyah was working, and I was available (rare for me on a Saturday, even rarer for an evening, but she only dances nights, and only on the weekends), so I went…

My last visit here was on a Thursday, when they have the $100 VIP Special, but I decided that it was way too busy for my tastes, due to the good value of that VIP,…

I'm glad to see that my recent reviews of this place have prompted others to partake (I've gotten a few PMs to that effect), and from the few reviews I read here, I see that…

I hadn't been here in a long while, but I was between flights, so I took the drive. In NJ, the quality and abundance of nude clubs is limited, and this place beats other Jersey…

I had an hour or two to kill while waiting for a flight out of LAX, so I stopped in to the overpriced-but-good-quality BE Club. I actually had a fine time, although I spent too…

This place is still my favorite club. I have quite a few friends here, which means that usually, when I visit, it becomes pretty expensive, since I have to treat my "friends" right, and invariably…

I stopped in here on a whim the other day, I have stopped in before, but never found a dancer worth spending 5 minutes with, until this time. I don't recall her name, she was…

I've been in and out of this club a few times, but I never really spent a bit of time there until this last visit, but I was in that area, and La Perla no…

The last time I reviewed this place, I was not very positive about its chances of survival. This was due to the small daytime crowds, even on days when there are good specials, and the…

It seems no one is reviewing this place of late (the last review before this one is from September, and it's mine!), so I'll try to remind you all of this nice club tucked away…

Stopped in to check out the action here, hadn't been here in about a month, and even though my primary reason for coming was to visit my sweet friend who works here, it turns out…

I've reviewed this place before, and I still stand by what I said before: the club is nice, but pricey, they know they have a good product, and they are near the airport, so they…

From reading the reviews on here, it's obvious that generally people like the place, but it's also clear that no one can really figure out what is going on there. There are girls giving lap…