Reviews by shmutz

This place really rocks, but it's rather expensive compared to other clubs. I guess they realize that they're near the airport, so for alot of people who have some time to kill before their flight,…

I was in the neighborhood, and had the itch, even though it wasn't 2-4-1 Tuesday, so I hopped in. I immediately met some of the old girls, like Kat, Tatiana, Tanya, and Diamond, who gave…

I was in the area, and decided to try this place, since I noticed it on my way by a few times, and I had an hour or two to kill. The reviews I read…

The last time I reviewed BZ I wasn't very positive. It was a cougars place, and most of the cougars were the worse for wear. There still was an occasional worthwhile, well-preserved girl, but for…

Well, this place is one of the highest rated clubs in the US, so I had to check it out, even though I don't usually frequent topless joints. I see where the reviewers are coming…

Got here around 11-ish and the place was pretty quiet. A cover to get in, plus you must buy 2 drinks (no alcohol). The dumb part of it is they sell you both drinks at…

I guess this place is my favorite club, mostly because of the available mileage. That said, let me tell you about the place a bit. Although the chairs are not the most comfortable (many other clubs…

I must be a glutton for punishment, so I went to this club again (I was there a month and a half ago, and my review is still in the latest 3, so seemingly no…

Heard this place recently came under new ownership/management, so i thought I'd check it out. I didn't get any dances this visit, so I can't speak to that aspect of the place, but other than…

Well, it was 2-4-1 Tuesday, and I had the itch, so I set out for BE in the Valley. I met with many of my old friends, like Diamond, Kat, and Tatiana, but I also…

After quite a long spell, I returned to the Bird, one of the famously high-mileage clubs in/near LA, and I was not disappointed. I'd been hearing that the quality of the dancers has improved, and…

I must say, the dancers here are really quite beautiful. There are all types, some real thin, some a little less so, but almost all are quite good looking, and you can choose your type.…

I arrived Sat night at about 9, the night shift was just getting into gear. Had to pay $5 to park (valet is the same price, so I opted to park myself, since leaving is…

I'm not a Dallas regular, so I can't compare this club to others in the area, but compared to what I've seen in Los Angeles and NJ, it's just not great. The club is a huge…

This place, while it has some high mileage (depending on the girl you ask), is a real disappointment. I got there Tuesday evening, and the place was empty. I decided to come back later (I…

The rumor going around is that this club is a "hjgh-mileage" club. I'm happy to report that the rumor is true. Although Deja Vu N Hollywood is bigger and nicer, this is the place for…

I happened to be in NJ so I decided to check out The Den, since the reviews I read here seemed to indicate that it could be a high-mileage spot. Well, it is a high-mileage…

Hey, I've reviewed this place before, but each time I go there (about once every six weeks or so), it seems to get better, so it's only fair that I update with an improved assessment. There's…

This club is not high on my list of great places to visit. It's very hit-or-miss, since there are different girls there each time I've gone (I've been 4-5 times over the past couple of…

I was pleasantly surprised, since I had been there a couple of years ago and it was pretty bad. The place is nice, comfortable, and enjoyable; the girls are not too pushy (just a bit…

In my last review I was not impressed with the girls much. I had mentioned one girl who was worth watching and going private with, but that was it. This visit was quite different. Firstly,…

It was the afternoon, so what was I to expect? Well, it's true that most of the girls were well below average, but there were two who were standout knockouts: tall, lean, natural (I happen…

Not at all my kind of place. There are no nude private dances - they're topless only. Naturally, then, they are not expensive, but for me that's a waste of time and money. You'll note that…

What a downer! Wouldn't you know, the only truly pretty girl in the place was -- you guessed it -- the waitress! The dancers were rather ancient and showing every minute of it, which makes it…

It was the afternoon, so I guess the fact that the place was empty and there were only 2 dancers is not such a bad thing, but really, only 2 dancers? Are we open for…