Comments by bigman226

Most women, strippers included, are boring and can't make conversation without playing themselves as victims. When a chick says guys are broke, I usually tell them he's probably looking for someone in particular, it just wasn't you. Some will stop & think about it, some won't.

Tom Sawyer- Rush Stranglehold- Ted Nugent Can't Say No - Lenny Kravitz Joy in Repetition, Private Joy - Prince In the Closet- MJ Any song by Sade

Gotta run to Baltimore for reasonable prices near the DMV

Definitely wrong club

I didn't name any Paterson clubs specifically as every club has a niche so a couple of clubs may serve you. I don't live there anymore

VIPS in Orange Lookers in Elizabeth Multiple clubs in Paterson- depends on how you get down Where do you live?

Shill review

Muddy you got to catch her in person, from what I hear. AVN EXPO circuit says you strike up a convo and be ready to get hit with the fee. Then the blood test & all that

Purple Orchid, Philly. A gorgeous girl that was new to the club was giving me bbbj 2 mins into our 1st dance. About 3 songs in, I HAD to take a phone call for business(go outside to the car, open laptop, setup spreadsheet). Come back in ,club is packed and I'm standing by the door to the ladies dressing room. She comes out, sees me, stands in front of me, reaches back for HJ, whenever I'm ready. We go back up and she finishes CIM for just the cost of dances.

Prostitution is a state's issue. You'll never see it nationwide. But it would probably be regulated like in NV. Limited to specific jurisdictions

Storm is officially done with stripping

I just pictured you in one of Prince's old blouses strutting to Dancing Queen. Almost fell off the couch. Give em hell, Muddy

Muddy, cross the bridge and find a Jersey chick. You're doing too much. If she likes you, make her kick in. Otherwise, Rahway, Orange, Paterson or Philly will provide everything you're looking for without the premium

Just say - BITCH, I'm going to the moon. I'll be back in a couple of days

The Crips and Bloods came to OK in 1988. Cops had revolvers & shotguns. They used to run from the sound of a Mac 10. I left for college in 89, came back, everybody had a glock

*clowned

I just crowned a woc spinner named Peanut. Pretty face but so skinny I almost signed her for teeball. She was built like a 10 yo boy. I told her peanut is the name for a male snitch. She got mad

@papi_chulo Don't worry- Muddy could protect us all. I'm an old man at this point. But he was real chill. A little earlier I could've shown him the worst we have offer as well

I thought they used Cheeques in Linden for the Wrestler. Live & learn

There are no strip clubs per se in NJ. Bikini or full nude.

Last I saw she was working Bottoms Up in Irvington. Heard that ho posse is working Marcet & Vics

Cashman1234, my thoughts exactly. If Sunrise is upscale, just say you like crack whores & lot lizards

CJKent_band. You are correct about my intentions. DAMN!

I'm going to be near COI, so traveling to Gardena means car rental as opposed to uber for COI

And that's what hurts the most