Going to the club secretly

How old are you? Who the fuck has to sneak out at night?

Comon Icee

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If you’re looking for an excuse one that I like best is me and the guys are heading out to the ballet

Basically you are asking how to cheat without getting caught. That’s a natural talent. Can not be taught.

Going shopping, running an errand.

The always popular but never believed (for long) "working late". Or just don't do late nights. Get your kicks in the afternoon or early evening, or while away on business trips.

I suppose that there are also the "ask permission first" or find someone else to live with options...

Late at night is a tough one close to home. The idea is to find girls who'll work around your schedule.

This is one of cacaplops dumbest threads but the replies are dumber than he is. Who goes out late and night to cheat when they have a woman at home?

Icee plenty of people do so. You talk about how finessing tricks is so cool and righteous but draw the line at cheating

Sometimes you want to go to the club and it gets late. A lot of dancers come in late. Otc and escorts can be arranged during the day usually

Adult men don't have to sneak out. Kids and weirdos do

If you are married, just remember that when a friend asks you "What is your net worth?"
Just say HALF

BTE, Why don’t you try and tell us what happened. So much stupid questions

"I'm going to the club to see mostly naked women. See ya later."

My married friend told his wife that the first time we went to the club. The deal they made was he could look but wasn’t allowed to get any dances or touching. Within a week he was no longer allowed to go at all. Within a few weeks he could no longer even go out to restaurants.

Buy a vacation home out of town where your wife and kids can spend their summers and time off from school. You fly up and be a good dad and husband on weekends, but you have to return back home to work during the week. This affords you plenty of alone time during the week to hit up the strip clubs.

The other plan that works well for guys in places like NYC is to have the main house in Westchester or somewhere in CT, but have an apartment in the city during the week.

Both are expensive - but so is surrendering half of your net worth.

Iknowbetter makes a good suggestion. I also recommend the second home be in a place near good clubs. Because you'll occasionally have to go to the second house for maintenance, repairs, etc.

BTE, you need to get your affairs in order so that you can live consistent with what you believe in.

And also, strip clubs I think provide the best value for business travelers. This is how it will be for me.

SJG

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Just do like Paul Giamatti in this movie. Say you are going out for a pack of cigarettes.

Just say - BITCH, I'm going to the moon. I'll be back in a couple of days

BTE, the best way is tell her that as a social service you volunteer to keep the restrooms clean in strip clubs.. so you need to go

BTE, one more idea, go to a club, write your question on a card board, hold straight and stand next to entrance. I am sure you will get lot more funny stuff than here.

I say I’m working late or going to a friends but I finally told my partner about my hobby and he said he knew something was up because I’m bad at lying.

Nah you lie pretty well here

East coast your partner is a guy? He doesn’t want you going to strip clubs?

Lol I caught that too 3rd