Reviews

Visited the club early evening before midnight - upon entering the doorman frisked me down - was cool about it. He said there was no cover but the parking was $5 which I doubt…

I was reading some reviews on the Porthole - kind of mixed lately but mostly about day shift - so decided to take a trip out to the club on Tuesday night after midnight.…

Visited this club twice in the past couple of weeks -both times early afternoon - both times almost identical. When arrived the bar had at the most two customers. The club bar was…

The Body Club has been operating in Miami for a lifetime - formerly known as Secrets. This week I read Big Papi's short novel about his trip to the Body Shop - got me…

Visited Porthole on Wednesday night just after midnight. Porthole has a steady day crowd and slow at night until after 2AM when all the other clubs in the area close - the last refuge…

Was in the west broward area and decided to swing by Vegas Cabaret on an early Sunday afternoon. This club as been total hit and miss for me over the years - and frankly…

Visited this club on a Sunday afternoon - in the past - my experiences with this club has often been negative - more often than not it is often slow and dancer quality is definitely…

I visited Sugar D's on Sunday afternoon. I was in the area for business and looking for some fun. I tried the Flashdance the same day previously and was completely disappointed. Sugar…

Visited this club on a Sunday afternoon - with very low expectations. Recent reviews and my previous experience in this club - not good. I was however in the area for business and…

Visited the Trap Lounge on a Tuesday evening. No parking or cover fee which always a good start. For layout please see previous reviews. The last time I was at this club…

Visited Club Flavors on a slow rainy Monday night. Decided to take a break from Diamond Dolls and Miami clubs to give this club a shot as I was in the area at the…

This is my first visit to Club Climaxx (formerly Club Lexx/Rolex) since they remodeled. As per usually the case in Miami strip clubs - the remodel job is a little thrown together - kind…