Lazy Sunday night - out for...

Lazy Sunday night - out for a few drinks - after watching the NFL playoffs. Decided it was time to unwind at a strip club. In Miami, we have a ton of good choices but not having been to the Lexx in a while I decided to give it a shot. Arrived at the club around 10PM - much to my pleasure they did not charge me for parking. Last time I went by the club they wanted to charge me to park - not even in the parking lot but outside of the parking lot along the street. It pissed me off so bad I have not been back to the club until this evening. Cover on this night was $10 which was reasonable enough. There were around a dozen dancers on shift. Most were 5 to 7's with a couple 8-9's. Even though Big Papi Chulo (Fellow Tuscl Guru) has been reminding us with his reviews I had forgotten how awesome the Lexx is when you consider value. On this night Beers were $3! lap dances by the bar fully nude with plenty of contact $5! On stage pussy right in your face - you just can't beat the Lexx! I danced with one AA girl for 12 songs - wasn't bored for one minute - incredible dances with a friendly attitude. Never tried to hustle for drinks or VIP - just as pleasant as you could ask for. Here is the best part - when I decided to come up for air and stop dancing - I asked the girl what I owed her. I knew the exact number but I wanted to see if she would try to rob - the girl give me the exact right number and says the total is 12 songs @ $5 - total $60. The dances were so great I gave her a hundred and thanked her for a great night which I thought was the least I could do. Here is the best part - she is ecstatic after getting the hundred and says let me give you a couple more for free. This is the beauty of the Lexx if you get the right girl. They really appreciate the opportunity to make money - I guess many are neighborhood girls with children and they really seem to genuinely appreciate the tipping. The clientele is definitely blue collar AA for the most part and not always the best tippers. Bar staff was attentive and friendly. DJ was only slightly annoying - still got to cut back the constant meaningless chatter - so annoying - they need a muzzle for these guys - lol. The only draw back for this club is when it is too busy Friday and Saturday nights - it can get thuggish but if you pick the right shift (day shift or slow week night - the best) you should be fine. It wont be long before I get back to the Lexx - to me the best overall value in Miami.