Reviews by motownkid

I decided to take a swing by Club Pink. I used to go to this club every now and then, but it had been about a year since I have been there. Parking…

Arrived at the Porthole about 10:30 PM. The club was not as busy as usual. No sports to speak of on the screens - perhaps why it was so slow. The parking…

This is my first time back to Tuscl and my first time reviewing Porthole in quite a while. I have always been a huge fan of Porthole. Always low cover - free parking…

This was a Sunday afternoon review pre-Corona shut down obviously. I would describe this club as one of the most neurotic clubs in Miami - If you can use that term for a club?…

I was headed to the Cheetah in Hallandale on UFC fight night - when I got to Cheetah - could not even find a parking spot. Sent a text to my buddy from the…

Its been a while since I made it west to Vegas Cabaret - west of all the Pompano clubs and with all the good choices in Pompano usually only make it west when I want…

Daytime escape from work visit on a Friday afternoon. People talk about Cheetah being a great value during the day and I have to agree. In the outer areas parking is free -…

Its been quite a while since I have hit the Mint in Miami. It has been a Miami mainstay for decades. It is a small urban club with a history of good and…

I will not waste the readers time with full layout details - documented many times on tuscl. In a nutshell, small neighborhood bar - one main stage and multiple curtained/separated dance rooms to the…

It was late Saturday Night after closing in the Broward County Clubs. I was heading south to Cheetah in North Miami Beach. I wasn't paying attention and missed the exit of 95…

I was working in Miami for a business meeting which ended around noon time. I was heading north about 20 minutes north of the Body Club - and looking for some relaxation. It…

So I recently just reviewed this club - it was a real positive trip so I decided to make a return trip. My previous review was a Saturday night after midnight - this was…

Hit up the Cheetah Hallandale just after midnight on a Friday night. The club was fairly busy but I was able to find a spot at the back bar which is my favorite spot…

It has been a couple years since I have made it to the Mint. Clearly chronicled on this site over the years - the Mint is what most would consider a local "hood" club.…

The layout of this club has been thoroughly documented - small club - old club - Miami dive. Seems like every six months or so they reinvent the layout with regard to rooms.…

Cheetah Hallandale has been a South Florida main stay for decades. Huge club with all the glitz and glamour. Nicely situated just off I-95 and Hallandale Beach blvd - it is a quick stop…

Hit up one of my favorites the Porthole late Saturday night. Layout clear in previous review history. A always I have to describe Porthole as the Cheers of Low End Strip Clubs.…

I have not been to Pink in a while - needed a change up from my regular routine. Entered around midnight. Parking lot attendant - $2 - parking in the business next door…

So it is Saturday night and my Yankees had bounced back and picked up a win against the evil Red Sox. I was feeling pretty good and it was time to party. My…

Was in Pompano and took a swing into Club Pink in the late afternoon. No cover and two for one beers - not much to lose here. This is a very small club…

I arrived at the Porthole just after midnight on a Friday night. Layout of this club is well defined in many previous reviews. Suffice to say it is a small neighborhood club with…

Vegas is a club that is kind of out of the way unless you are out west of Ft Lauderdale. Just off university - usually not in my travel plan. On this day…

Entered the club just after opening on Wednesday afternoon. There were five to ten dancers on shift. All were AA. I would consider three of the girls up to the speed I would…

Stopped by the club on a Monday evening. Club layout has been described in previous ads - small club with one main stage and one satellite stage. Main bar in the back.…

As mentioned in the numerous reviews on tuscl - Porthole is your basic dive bar converted into a strip club. It is your neighborhood bar with strippers. Now to be clear during…