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101 reviews by motownkid

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, FL

Club Pink Barely Hanging In There

I decided to take a swing by Club Pink. I used to go to this club every now and then, but it had been about a year since I have been there. Parking…

11 mos ago1

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Porthole Upgrades - Same Old Neighborhood Club

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Arrived at the Porthole about 10:30 PM. The club was not as busy as usual. No sports to speak of on the screens - perhaps why it was so slow. The parking…

1 yr ago2

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Porthole - A Battle With Covid

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is my first time back to Tuscl and my first time reviewing Porthole in quite a while. I have always been a huge fan of Porthole. Always low cover - free parking…

5 yrs ago3

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, FL

Foxy/No Consistency

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This was a Sunday afternoon review pre-Corona shut down obviously. I would describe this club as one of the most neurotic clubs in Miami - If you can use that term for a club?…

6 yrs ago2

The Body Club

Miami, FL

Body Late Night

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was headed to the Cheetah in Hallandale on UFC fight night - when I got to Cheetah - could not even find a parking spot. Sent a text to my buddy from the…

6 yrs ago3

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, FL

Vegas Slipping a Little

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Its been a while since I made it west to Vegas Cabaret - west of all the Pompano clubs and with all the good choices in Pompano usually only make it west when I want…

6 yrs ago5

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Cheetah - Quality Operation

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Daytime escape from work visit on a Friday afternoon. People talk about Cheetah being a great value during the day and I have to agree. In the outer areas parking is free -…

6 yrs ago1

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, FL

Mint - Lazy Sunday

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Its been quite a while since I have hit the Mint in Miami. It has been a Miami mainstay for decades. It is a small urban club with a history of good and…

6 yrs ago

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

I will not waste the readers time with full layout details - documented many times on tuscl. In a nutshell, small neighborhood bar - one main stage and multiple curtained/separated dance rooms to the…

6 yrs ago

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, FL

Foxxy - Late night

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

It was late Saturday Night after closing in the Broward County Clubs. I was heading south to Cheetah in North Miami Beach. I wasn't paying attention and missed the exit of 95…

6 yrs ago1

The Body Club

Miami, FL

Body Club Rarely Disappoints

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

I was working in Miami for a business meeting which ended around noon time. I was heading north about 20 minutes north of the Body Club - and looking for some relaxation. It…

7 yrs ago2

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Cheetah Cuban Invasion

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

So I recently just reviewed this club - it was a real positive trip so I decided to make a return trip. My previous review was a Saturday night after midnight - this was…

7 yrs ago4

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Cheetah - Miami Mainstay Well Run Club

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Hit up the Cheetah Hallandale just after midnight on a Friday night. The club was fairly busy but I was able to find a spot at the back bar which is my favorite spot…

7 yrs ago1

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, FL

Mint - Party Atmosphere

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

It has been a couple years since I have made it to the Mint. Clearly chronicled on this site over the years - the Mint is what most would consider a local "hood" club.…

7 yrs ago1

The Body Club

Miami, FL

Body Club - Same Old Body Club

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

The layout of this club has been thoroughly documented - small club - old club - Miami dive. Seems like every six months or so they reinvent the layout with regard to rooms.…

7 yrs ago1

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Cheetah Hallandale Late Night Early Morning Recon Mission

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Cheetah Hallandale has been a South Florida main stay for decades. Huge club with all the glitz and glamour. Nicely situated just off I-95 and Hallandale Beach blvd - it is a quick stop…

7 yrs ago4

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Porthole - Packed Saturday Night - Thug Factor High

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Hit up one of my favorites the Porthole late Saturday night. Layout clear in previous review history. A always I have to describe Porthole as the Cheers of Low End Strip Clubs.…

7 yrs ago2

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, FL

Club Pink - Weekend Crowds - Tight Fit

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I have not been to Pink in a while - needed a change up from my regular routine. Entered around midnight. Parking lot attendant - $2 - parking in the business next door…

7 yrs ago

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Porthole - Old Reliable

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

So it is Saturday night and my Yankees had bounced back and picked up a win against the evil Red Sox. I was feeling pretty good and it was time to party. My…

7 yrs ago1

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, FL

Club Pink - Hit & Miss Daytimes

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Was in Pompano and took a swing into Club Pink in the late afternoon. No cover and two for one beers - not much to lose here. This is a very small club…

7 yrs ago

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Buffet Of Girls

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

I arrived at the Porthole just after midnight on a Friday night. Layout of this club is well defined in many previous reviews. Suffice to say it is a small neighborhood club with…

8 yrs ago

Vegas Cabaret

Tamarac, FL

Vegas - Hit & Miss Daytime

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Vegas is a club that is kind of out of the way unless you are out west of Ft Lauderdale. Just off university - usually not in my travel plan. On this day…

8 yrs ago2

The Body Club

Miami, FL

The Body - Reliable

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Entered the club just after opening on Wednesday afternoon. There were five to ten dancers on shift. All were AA. I would consider three of the girls up to the speed I would…

8 yrs ago3

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, FL

Pink = Same Old

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Stopped by the club on a Monday evening. Club layout has been described in previous ads - small club with one main stage and one satellite stage. Main bar in the back.…

8 yrs ago2

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Porthole - Back On Track

★★★★★★★3.3/10

As mentioned in the numerous reviews on tuscl - Porthole is your basic dive bar converted into a strip club. It is your neighborhood bar with strippers. Now to be clear during…

8 yrs ago2

Reviews

Club Pink Barely Hanging In There

Porthole Upgrades - Same Old Neighborhood Club

Porthole - A Battle With Covid

Foxy/No Consistency

Body Late Night

Vegas Slipping a Little

Cheetah - Quality Operation

Mint - Lazy Sunday

Sunday Football & Hoes

Foxxy - Late night

Body Club Rarely Disappoints

Cheetah Cuban Invasion

Cheetah - Miami Mainstay Well Run Club

Mint - Party Atmosphere

Body Club - Same Old Body Club

Cheetah Hallandale Late Night Early Morning Recon Mission

Porthole - Packed Saturday Night - Thug Factor High

Club Pink - Weekend Crowds - Tight Fit

Porthole - Old Reliable

Club Pink - Hit & Miss Daytimes

Buffet Of Girls

Vegas - Hit & Miss Daytime

The Body - Reliable

Pink = Same Old

Porthole - Back On Track

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