Body Club Rarely Disappoints

I was working in Miami for a business meeting which ended around noon time. I was heading north about 20 minutes north of the Body Club - and looking for some relaxation. It was hot as hell in Miami on this day - a lazy Monday.

While trying to decide what I wanted to do with the rest of my day - my car some how gravitated south and I ended up at the world famous Body Club - formerly known as and I will always consider it as - Secrets. Arriving at 2PM there was easy parking and no cover charge. The bouncer did a light frisk at the door and there was no cover charge. As I entered the bar I found myself there with only three other patrons.

There were about eight girls on duty. The talent factor was a little on the low side - probably because of it being a slow Monday. I did see a slender ebony I knew from previous visits. I knew I could count on her for some awesome - hassle free dances. She approached me right away and we chatted for a while. She stepped away to freshen up for a moment and I was approached by an Amazon woman. I politely told her I was good by myself for a minute. To her credit - she was very nice about leaving me alone.

When the slender hottie came back - she started dancing immediately and it was excellent.

I did notice a couple things I did not like. First the DJ definitely went to shorter songs as soon as I started dancing with the girl - it was obvious. I did not like this but when you are talking about $5 dances - it is hard to get to annoyed about this. Second thing I was disappointed with was that there were no dancers on stage. The girl dancing for me said they did not start dancing on the stage until an hour later or so. So eight girls sit around doing nothing? From a business perspective - just doesn't make sense to me.