Body Late Night

I was headed to the Cheetah in Hallandale on UFC fight night - when I got to Cheetah - could not even find a parking spot. Sent a text to my buddy from the parking lot - he was already inside waiting for me - he said the place was packed like sardines in there. That was all i needed to hear, I bailed on Cheetah and I decided to head down to the Body instead. When i got to the club it was busy as well but not crazy - I was able to find a parking spot in the nursery parking lot next door. I entered the club with free parking and a serious security pat down which I was glad to see. Miami and late night sometimes brings out the toughest clientele - it is good to know security is doing what they can to keep the club safe.

So as i entered the club ready to pay the cover - I expected the cover to be steep - being a Friday night and after midnight. I figured $20 - I was semi-shocked when the girl said $25 cover! In my opinion this is over the top for this club - I really think they most they could or should charge is $20. Being late and knowing Cheetah was packed - I bit my lip and paid the $25. A part of me felt the door girl may have hustled me - I normally tip the door girl but I definitely didn't after the $25 slap. Regulars can tell me in the comments if I got ripped.

The club was a little busy but not packed and there were what seemed to be about 25 dancers on shift. The crowd was a little laid back which I was pleased to see. There were definitely a few hot girls but I have to say the quality of girls was lower than expected. As usual, almost exclusively black dancers - little heaven for my tastes. There definitely seem to be some older strippers in the club and more than a few on the heavy side. As always there were at least a few diamonds in the rough. Both dance floors were occupied with dancers totally naked. Crowd tipping was minimal but there was some. I drank a screwdriver - not sure the exact pricing but seemed like normal strip club pricing - the drink was decently strong.