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published 11 yrs ago
The "big butt" dancer is "Cherokee"...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

6.0

The "big butt" dancer is "Cherokee" from PG County. She is not worth your time. Trust me.

Okay, so I was here last night, Friday, August 17, 2013. I arrived at the club around…

review
published 11 yrs ago
The quality of dancers has plummeted....
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

8.3

The quality of dancers has plummeted. In fact, I ALMOST did not get a lap dance this night. It would have been a FIRST. Smh.

I went to Club X on Saturday, August 10, 2013…

review
published 11 yrs ago
This place is okay. Nothing to...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

8.0

This place is okay. Nothing to be too enthusiastic about. I give it a grade of “B”.

First off, let me give th club basic to satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Bazz & Crue (commonly referred…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Ebony Inn is still going pretty...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

8.3

Ebony Inn is still going pretty strong.

First, let me satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Ebony Inn is located at 5367 Sheriff Road in Fairmount Heights, Maryland. The best time to visit this club is…

review
published 11 yrs ago
Club Extasy is starting to go...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

8.3

Club Extasy is starting to go downhill. The Management is making costly mistakes. The top dancers are either gone or on their way out. Smh.

The “Best strip club in the area” is starting to…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

7.0

Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only one dancer here who is an 8 on a scale of 1-10. The rest are all 5s and 6s.

So the story goes: I went to Sinsaysionals around 11pm…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

8.3

Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips.

The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there was a one…

review
published 12 yrs ago
[In my Rihanna voice] Cake, cake,...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

8.7

[In my Rihanna voice] Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, I know you wanna bite this, it’s soooo enticing, I’m a make you my chick! :0

The “Best strip club in the area” award goes to…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!!...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

8.0

Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!!

I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in the works but…

review
published 12 yrs ago
DO NOT GO TO MACOMBO LOUNGE....
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

6.3

DO NOT GO TO MACOMBO LOUNGE. The place is GARBAGE.

Okay so here is the story: I was riding the 70 bus headed to Silver Spring around 2pm today Tuesday, March 19, 2013. I was…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Pool table, television, good food, on...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

8.0

Pool table, television, good food, on point club music, attractive women… Ebony Inn is second only to Club Extasy in regards to PG County strips.

So here’s the story: I got to Ebony Inn today…

review
published 12 yrs ago
Don’t go to Club Plush. The...
reviewed by
Agent_Zero

6.7

Don’t go to Club Plush. The dancer quality is not good. It is mostly flat back dancers and average looking girls.

So the story goes I have only been to Club Plush three times. This…