Reviews

The "big butt" dancer is "Cherokee" from PG County. She is not worth your time. Trust me. Okay, so I was here last night, Friday, August 17, 2013. I arrived at the club around…

The quality of dancers has plummeted. In fact, I ALMOST did not get a lap dance this night. It would have been a FIRST. Smh. I went to Club X on Saturday, August 10, 2013…

This place is okay. Nothing to be too enthusiastic about. I give it a grade of “B”. First off, let me give th club basic to satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Bazz & Crue (commonly referred…

Ebony Inn is still going pretty strong. First, let me satisfy the TUSCL requirements. Ebony Inn is located at 5367 Sheriff Road in Fairmount Heights, Maryland. The best time to visit this club is…

Club Extasy is starting to go downhill. The Management is making costly mistakes. The top dancers are either gone or on their way out. Smh. The “Best strip club in the area” is starting to…

Sinsaysionals STILL sucks. There is only one dancer here who is an 8 on a scale of 1-10. The rest are all 5s and 6s. So the story goes: I went to Sinsaysionals around 11pm…

Fuck the Penthouse. The dancers here are ultra thirsty and very pushy for tips. The story goes I got to the Penthouse Friday night around 11:20pm. The cover was $10 and there was a one…

[In my Rihanna voice] Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, I know you wanna bite this, it’s soooo enticing, I’m a make you my chick! :0 The “Best strip club in the area” award goes to…

Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!! I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in the works but…

DO NOT GO TO MACOMBO LOUNGE. The place is GARBAGE. Okay so here is the story: I was riding the 70 bus headed to Silver Spring around 2pm today Tuesday, March 19, 2013. I was…

Pool table, television, good food, on point club music, attractive women… Ebony Inn is second only to Club Extasy in regards to PG County strips. So here’s the story: I got to Ebony Inn today…

Don’t go to Club Plush. The dancer quality is not good. It is mostly flat back dancers and average looking girls. So the story goes I have only been to Club Plush three times. This…