Reviews by johnobody

I really don't know. I was the only guy in there. It was late evening. They had 2 dancers and a bartender. None of them was worth watching dance, but...

I'd wanted to check this one out for a while, but always seemed to have kids in the car when passing. I don't think it would go over well for me to leave the...

Well, the title pretty much says it. For most of my stay, there were a number of pretty girls in the club, but only ONE was properly undressed for dancing. The bartender was wonderful...

The reviews looked good. I try to prioritize my visits to clubs based on Dollar Value Ratings. I guess my definition of dollar value is vastly different from other people's definition. ...

I reviewed this club once or twice before. It had some real possibilities when they were first opening under new management, but WOW! There were a few guys out front, of mixed race. That...

I visited on Labor Day. After driving an hour to get there (because Columbus clubs have gotten too expensive and puritanical), I found, despite the hours posted on the sign, was closed without any...

The club is huge and dimly lit. It took some time for my eyes to get used to the light. Once i could see, I noticed that there were a lot of high quality...

This club has improved, radically, since my last visit. The doorman was courteous. It is still a rough neighborhood and you will be patted down. There were some familiar faces (one who has been...

I've reviewed this club before. I like the place. It's unpretentious and cozy, even if it is slightly dive-ish at first glance. The bar staff is much better than last time....

I was traveling in the area and was going to be in Lima over night. It was after 10:00 when I got settled into the hotel enough to be bored. After a...

Please don't assume that any of the words I have chosen in this review to be meant to have a double meaning. Nothing happened at the club last night that would have upset...

First of all, it's not a strip club. It's a "Lifestyle Club" or swinger's club. It is very nicely decorated and has a tremendous variety of rooms that cater to all sorts...

If you are going out as a single guy, don't bother to go there unless you are just a perfect physical specimen (and then, you may or may not have any luck). It...

I have seen some less than positive reviews of this club. I understand the complaints, but the quality of the dancers seems to be better than the atmosphere the bar has. In...

Let's start with the time and day of the week. I went I'm JUST after opening on an otherwise nondescript Saturday. One bartender, one old fart and me in the bar. I was overcharged...

I'm typing this on my phone, so please excuse any typographical errors. I went to Fox Run first, but they didn't open until 7:00, so I went north to House of Babes. I arrived AT...

I drove to Dayton (again) hoping Flamingo's would be showing some signs of life and was disappointed. Since I was ready to see some naked women, I went to the next bar on...

The club opens at 11:00 a.m. on weekdays. It was 11:40 and I needed a boob fix. I was in the neighborhood anyway, so I went in in spite of a couple...

I was in town on business and my meetings had concluded early, so I went to this place. It had what I have come to refer to as Upper-class-Strip-Bar decor. Some neon...

I decided to hit a strip club before going home on Monday. The club had a good decor and was next door to an adult toy store (a plus if I can get...

I went to Dayton because I have had a good time at Flamingo's. Unfortunately, Flamingo's has a sign that says "Closed for renovation". If anybody knows how it really got closed and when/if...

After a disappointing evening at Dreamer's in Columbus (there will be a review), I decided to give Dayton a try. At first blush, the selection in Dayton was going to be sparse (this...

"It was like a museum. Very Pretty and Very Cold." (Ferris Bueller) There is No Contact. Pasties are worn after a certain time. The girls are quite beautiful, but this club strictly adheres to all...

I was passing this club's interchange on a business trip and decided to stop and see what Kentucky had to offer. I made it in just before they started charging a cover. ...