The reviews looked good. I...

The reviews looked good. I try to prioritize my visits to clubs based on Dollar Value Ratings. I guess my definition of dollar value is vastly different from other people's definition. I went in and hadn't had a chance to order a drink yet when a cute, but bottom of the scale for this place, girl sat down next to me. Her face was at the bottom of the bell curve, but her natural D-Cups brought her score up considerably. There weren't many patrons in the club, so there were several girls sitting idle. We talked (she talked) and I bought her a drink. We adjourned to a table. She talked some more. She danced and took off her top on stage (which a lot of girls didn't do). When she got off stage, we discussed dances. $15=No Touching. $125 for 15 minutes in the champagne room. $200 for 30+ minutes and a bottle of champagne. I opted for the 30+ minutes. She wouldn't shut up for 30 seconds at a stretch. Occasionally, she would cause my loins to stir, then she'd start talking about some subject that did nothing for the mood. It has also been my experience, that the girls who are a little less perfect tend to make more of an effort to please. Not true in this case. No only did she not dance much, she didn't make an effort to express how grateful she was for the money I'd just dropped on her.

Based on the amount of money I spent and the amount of TALKING, the money was wasted. I got about 3 songs worth of dancing out of her and I don't drink. She drank the whole bottle of champagne. Had I spent the same $200 ANYWHERE else, I wouldn't have had to make any effort to see how far I could push the rules. The girl would have done it for me because, let's be honest; for $200, I could have gotten individual attention in a private environment from a professional service provider. Most dancers know this. One lives and learns. I won't be going back to this place again. Nobody goes to a strip bar for boring conversation.