I Found One I Like

I'd wanted to check this one out for a while, but always seemed to have kids in the car when passing. I don't think it would go over well for me to leave the kids in the car with a bowl of water while I went into the titty bar. It would really not have gone over well with my 15 and 17 year old sons. Aaaaanyway, I finally had the opportunity to go in ant the bartender was cool. I only got a brief strange look when I ordered tonic water without gin, vodka or even a lime. I sat at a table one row from the stage and watched a few dancers. I have a rule. I tip when the top comes off. We're in there to see 'em, so we want to encourage their exposure as early as possible. Unfortunately, I was the ONLY one tipping. No wonder these girls take their time getting up on stage. So I was getting bored when a beautiful lady with a glass of wine came over and asked to sit with me. LADY is a term I am using on purpose. The rest of the girls would have made a Marine blush (it has been my observation that Marines swear more than sailors). This lady didn't swear. She used proper English and was able to carry on a lengthy intelligent conversation. If she isn't college educated, she paid attention in high school. I got several dances from her. She was warm and passionate in her technique. She was not mechanical at all. Had it not taken place at a strip bar, it would have been amazing foreplay. It was one of those fantasies that would have been so nice to make real. When the dancing ended, I headed home, had a flat in a car that was designed without a spare tire, but had the fresh memory to keep me company while I waited for a tow truck. The average dancer quality level in the club wasn't anything amazing, but the one dancer was. She makes returning on a Thursday night worthwhile. I don't know what the place is like on a weekend. The dance price seemed a bit high. They should encourage multiples by having 1 for $25, 3 for $50. Personally, I'd go in $50 increments.