Please don't assume that any of...

Please don't assume that any of the words I have chosen in this review to be meant to have a double meaning. Nothing happened at the club last night that would have upset my wife.

There weren't many customers in the club. I guess a lot of them decided to stay home and watch basketball. Some guys have really screwy priorities. Anyway, When I came in, Cynthia was on stage and had the right kind of curves (absolutely gorgeous). When she finished her set, she asked if she could sit with me. As I gave consent, she nearly sat on my hat, but we had a laugh over that. Her Spanish accent was sexy, and her English was excellent. She didn't stumble over words. I bought her a drink so she and I could continue to chat and get to know each other better. Apparently, for quite some time, she was the first dancer in the place, but she had a very positive attitude the whole time she was with me (just made a statement, not a complaint). She didn't bring up the subject of private dances in the time we spent talking, so I asked her about them. The topless dances are $20 each and $40 for full nudity. As I have a breast fixation, I went for 3 topless dances. (I had hoped for a 3 topless for $50 or 3 nude for $100. It wouldn't have changed much. Less fee: More tip). The dances were wonderful. Cynthia made whispering sounds in my ear that added to the experience exponentially. I will definitely go back and will probably bring my wife (wife enjoys watching another woman getting me worked up, then the wife and I will go home;)....

All of the other girls there looked interesting and were polite in my interactions with them, but there was one who stood out and, if I didn't want to get home at a reasonable hour, I would have spent some time with. Unique is a brunette "spinner", She made pleasant small talk when I tipped her at the stage, but didn't seem the type to talk my ear off during a private dance. I suspect she would provide exquisite private dances. There was a black dancer there who was very nice and smelled wonderful. I asked about her perfume, but forgot what it was. (I remember it was from Victoria's Secret, but if anybody goes there soon, please ask her and send me a private message)