I decided to hit a strip...

I decided to hit a strip club before going home on Monday. The club had a good decor and was next door to an adult toy store (a plus if I can get the wife to come to the bar with me some time). This was my first time in this club, as I told the first girl to sit with me. She was skinny blond and lamented her lack of bust size. I advised that I prefer perky and small to fake, but that's just me. I got 2 lap dances from her and wasn't really impressed with her enthusiasm. When we got back to the table, the waitress asked if I'd like to buy her another drink. I declined and told the first girl I'd like to move on. She took it well and walked off with a smile.

The second girl was a brunette and considerably more voluptuous (she was NOT fat)and the top she had on made them look fake. She told me they were real, etc. After a few minutes, we went for a couple of dances, but didn't come back until we did four. It was certainly worth the money and time. By the way, they were real.

There was a third girl there, another brunette, that had offered a two for one deal when I tipped her at the stage, but I was sufficiently wound up, so I decided to head home and grab the wife.