The club opens at 11:00 a.m....

The club opens at 11:00 a.m. on weekdays. It was 11:40 and I needed a boob fix. I was in the neighborhood anyway, so I went in in spite of a couple of less than positive experiences there. There is a complimentary private dance and patron's choice of steak or chicken dinner for the $12 cover. This was certainly enough to make it worth my while to come in.

The bar tender was super cute and it's really a shame she doesn't dance. Initially, there was only one dancer around and she was tall and skinny. As I said, I wanted to see some breasts. A second dancer came out of the dressing room a little after 12:00. She was a very attractive brunette. As she was walking to the DJ booth, we made eye contact and she greeted me warmly. After concluding her conversation with the DJ, she came back over and sat down with me. After exchanging pleasantries, I bought her a $10 drink so the bartender would leave us alone to talk for a few minutes during which, we discussed private dances.

I got the complimentary dance and paid for a second dance. The dancer was pleasant and made pleasant noises in my ear. She didn't break any of the rules, but couldn't have done any more without being in violation. She was wearing pasties (they stayed on), but we discussed her pierced nipples and the intensity of sensation she receives as a result.