First of all, it's not a...

First of all, it's not a strip club. It's a "Lifestyle Club" or swinger's club. It is very nicely decorated and has a tremendous variety of rooms that cater to all sorts of fetishes. There is a theater room with a bed in the back. (they need new porn). There is a huge open area for groups or voyeuristic pursuits. There are private rooms. There are indoor and outdoor hot tubs. The dance floor is big and has at least one pole for ladies to try out.

The night Mrs. Nobody and I went, Club Princeton was the site of an after-party following a fetish party at another location. The club was teeming with drunk college students who were still spending Mummy and Daddy's money. This wouldn't usually bother me, except for the fact that there are areas that are posted as quiet zones (screams of passion only). Unfortunately, drunk twenty-somethings have private conversations at the top of their lungs. On the third complaint to the staff, they relocated to a lounge area where they weren't bothering anybody.

Mrs. Nobody didn't find any playmates, but she and I were able to indulge an exhibitionist streak. The club seemed a bit pretentious, but it may have just been the crowd that came from the other party. The staff and some of the regular members to whom we spoke were very nice, quite intelligent and great conversationalists. They just weren't into my wife or me. I guess it's a reminder; Dancers at strip clubs are friendly and engaging because they're being paid.