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Reviews by mjpenn07
1 mo ago
Bazooka's Showgirls
1717 Main St Kansas City, MO 64108
Dayshift... yikes
I had a long layover at MCI on a Monday afternoon. 5 hours. I figured it was just enough time to squeeze in a quick run to a club to check one more off the…
2 mos ago
Golden Horseshoe Club
1335 N Mildred St Ranson, WV 25438
Save your cash and time
Basics: $20 cover $40/song starting with 2 songs After leaving Lust in Martinsburg I made the unfortunate decision to check out the Golden Horseshoe before heading home. I figured since I have no idea when I'll make it…
2 mos ago
Lust Gentlemen's Club
1110 Hedgesville Rd Martinsburg, WV 25403
Great first visit
Price list: $20 cover on a Friday at 10pm 10 mins/$100 bikini dances 15 mins/$140 topless dances 30 mins/$220 nude dances 60 mins/$420 nude dances 20 mins/$600 bath tub or shower date 60 mins/$1500 hot tub date 20 mins/$400 group tub show up…
9 mos ago
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
DMV tour pt 1
I'm in the DC area for an extended period for the first time since I moved away for college and, despite a very restricted schedule, have decided to make an effort to explore what the…
11 mos ago
Sporty's Bikini Bar
1053 E El Camino Real Sunnyvale, CA 94086
Not bad for a Monday
Basics: $10 cover on a Monday night around 11 $9 pint of Blue Moon $40 bikini dances I was in the unusual position of finding myself in the South Bay. Unfortunately I couldn't explore the Vietnamese coffee houses as…
1 yr ago
Golden Dragon Exotic Club
324 SW 3rd Ave Portland, OR 97204
A shark at the Dragon
I arrived in Portland late, checked into my hotel, grabbed a shower, and headed over to `Mary's Club` to satisfy my curiosity. After a brief, less than fruitful visit it was unfortunately closing time for…
1 yr ago
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
Fantastic intro to Portland
2pm 0 cover $7.50 Jack and Coke 6-10 girls Dance prices - 3/100 to 3/140 I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the…
1 yr ago
Hawthorne Strip
3532 SE Powell Blvd Portland, OR 97202
Skip this strip
I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…
1 yr ago
Devil's Point
5305 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206
Ok but won't repeat
I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…
1 yr ago
DV8
5021 SE Foster Rd Portland, OR 97206
A prime Portland destination
I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…
1 yr ago
Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway Portland, OR 97206
Mary's works as an opener but not a main event
After departing Seattle and leaving Kittens Cabaret and Kayla in the rearview I continued my roadtrip south to Portland. Arrived late, got myself a nice hotel downtown (except that the A/C was on the fritz),…
1 yr ago
Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club
907 E Arques Ave Sunnyvale, CA 94085
Satisfied my curiosity
I stopped into Cheetah's a bit before closing to visit one of the few Bay Area clubs I have yet to check off of my list. I paid at the window outside the front door…
1 yr ago
Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108
Kayla, Kayla, Kayla
I started a roadtrip heading south from Seattle on a Sunday afternoon with a plan to hit as many clubs that I'd likely never visit again as was reasonable. Unfortunately most of the clubs in…
1 yr ago
AJ's
393 Lincoln Ave San Jose, CA 95126
Taking a long break from AJ's
I returned to AJ's one Thursday evening since I was in the South Bay. I've visited a couple times in the past and had a fun time with the girls, in particular Luna who is…
1 yr ago
Gold Club Centerfolds
11363 Folsom Blvd Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
Dayshift is a dying breed
I was in the vicinity of Sacramento early afternoon about to make the drive back home when it occurred to me to check the hours of GCC. All the clubs in SF eliminated dayshift post…
1 yr ago
Spearmint Rhino
2020 E Olympic Blvd Los Angeles, CA 90021
First visit - Friday afternoon
While I was in LA I had a rare couple of hours to myself so I popped onto tusl to see what was nearby. SR looked good enough on paper so I headed over…
2 yrs ago
Rick's Cabaret
135 9th St Pittsburgh, PA 15222
Delightful midday visit
I had a couple hours to kill before my midafternoon flight out of Pittsburgh and luckily Rick's opens at noon during the work week so I was able to squeeze in a visit. Rick's is…
2 yrs ago
Exotic Kitty's
3900 N, Sillect Ave Bakersfield, CA 93308
Mediocre visit saved by Darla
After a bust of a visit to Teaser Pleaser (though it went about as well as I anticipated based on reviews) I headed to Exotic Kitty's. I arrived around 00:30 to find the place very busy…
2 yrs ago
Teaser Pleaser
3301 Buck Owens Blvd Bakersfield, CA 93308
Dead on a Saturday night
I found myself further south in the CA Central Valley than ever before, so I decided to push a little further to check out the clubs in Bakersfield for the first time. I didn't have…
2 yrs ago
Gold Diggers
3507 S Golden State Blvd Fresno, CA 93725
Satisfying visit with a couple of toned brunettes
Basics: - Full nude/dry club - $20 cover - $30 topless/$50 nude dances After a very mid stop at City Lights I made my way to Gold Diggers where I knew more satisfactory lap dances were to be had. Once…
2 yrs ago
City Lights
2370 N Clovis Ave Fresno, CA 93727
Bambi saves the trip
Basics: - $20 cover - $9 Jack and Coke - $20 table dance out in the open - 3 for $150 VIP dance I stopped into City Lights on a Friday around 11pm, planning for a short visit before heading…
2 yrs ago
Imperial Showgirls North Hills
8532 Sepulveda Blvd North Hills, CA 91343
Weds Early Afternoon Emptiness
I was visiting LA and on my way from downtown to the burbs so I took the opportunity to drop in to a new spot. The day and time were far from ideal but it…
2 yrs ago
The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102
Value has fallen off a cliff
CH Visited 2/1/23 It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…
2 yrs ago
Beemers Gentlemen's Club
600 W. Fifth Ave. McKeesport, Pa 15132
Total Waste
Basics: - $5 cover - $7 drinks - Spent $47 - Saw maybe 3 dancers and 3 other patrons Not sure how busy the road is, but there's a small lot right in front of the building. Inside it looks…
2 yrs ago
Tennyson Lodge
4797 Library Rd Bethel Park, PA 15102
Curiosity satisfied, no need to return
Basics: - $10 cover - $7 Drinks (Jack and Coke, Beer) - $20 dances (as posted, did not buy one) - Spent $40-60 total Location/Layout: This place feels like it is located a bit off the beaten path. I don't know…
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