Reviews by mjpenn07

Basics: - $5 cover - $7 drinks - Spent $47 - Saw maybe 3 dancers and 3 other patrons Not sure how busy the road is, but there's a small lot right in front of the building. Inside it looks…

Basics: - $10 cover - $7 Drinks (Jack and Coke, Beer) - $20 dances (as posted, did not buy one) - Spent $40-60 total Location/Layout: This place feels like it is located a bit off the beaten path. I don't know…

Basics: Cover- $22 includes access to the couch dance area (which is a separate upcharge on Fri/Sat) Water- $2, but soda is free Dances- Girls set their own prices but it seems to hover around $40 for a…

I had a short window to pop into a local SC, so I headed to back to the Crazy Horse to see how thing have developed now that things are fairly open. It's been…

Cover: $21 around 5:30/6 on a Saturday. Looked like it is normally in the $40+ range later in the evening(!!!) Open dances: $25 I was in Las Vegas on a group trip but an opportunity to sneak…

As I was in Seattle and had never visited a club there I found an opportunity to dip out and visit Kittens Cabaret. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere, nestled in an…

Basics: $20 cover $25 topless one way 45 nude one way $100/2 vip Juice bar (though there is a real bar next door) Now that I've check all the local clubs off the list I'm trying to take advantage of chances…

Little Darlings Weds 11pm $15 cover Topless dances: 1 for $50, $2 for 75, ... Floor dances: $25 Alcohol free Little Darlings was the last San Francisco strip club that I hadn't stepped foot into, so this past Wednesday night I decided…

I came to the Pink Poodle with fairly low expectations as I had read a few reviews. Why visit at all? I guess I'm a completionist (ehhem). I've ticked off most of…

I was further into the South Bay than I usually get so I figured I'd check off one more club from the SF section of the clubs list. - No cover on the Weds night I…

On 3/31/19 the MBOT twitter account posted that they were changing their hours to open at 11:30am. I was interested as it opens up another lunchtime lapdance option in SF. As far as…

It was a rare occasion when I had a chance to hit a club in prime-time. Usually I squeeze in an early afternoon or early evening trip but this particular Friday I was able…

I stopped in on election day, you know, to celebrate 'merica! I'll get to the visit below, but the major takeaway was that I heard from a dancer that the building is for sale.…

I was staying on O'ahu (Waikiki area) and decided to check out what Hawaiian strip clubs are like, so I popped into Club Rock-Za at about 10 on a my first evening on the island. Cover:…

I found myself with a rental car in the East Bay and, since I'd been meaning to venture a bit farther out to check out other club, took the opportunity to try out Gold Club…

Lately lunchtime has become the easiest time for me to take a trip to a club, which is a bit limiting. I wanted a change from the Crazy Horse, Mitchell Brothers doesn't open until…

I hit the Crazy Horse on a Friday late afternoon/early evening. It was far from packed, but certainly not the quietest I've seen it. Even a couple people planted by the stage tipping. Two dancers…

I've lived in SF for a while, but I've found it hard to justify the trouble of making the trek down toward San Jose just to visit a club since I haven't had any other…

I stopped into Mbot around 6:30 ($20 cover) since I was itching for a lapdance and wanted a change from Crazy Horse. As usual for either of those clubs you have to put up…

I had a bit of time until my flight out of YYZ, so I fit in my first strip club visit outside of the US. I walked in to find a shallow stage against the far…

I had planned to pop into the Crazy Horse but they were having one of their pornstar features that night, so I decided to pass and hit MBoT instead. Happy hour entrance fee: $15 (7-9pm) Topless Dances:…

I dropped into MBOT around 7:30. The crowd was light, there were only ever 8 patrons in the theater area, generally more like 4-5 and a few of those where sitting back in the…

Basics: Cover- $15 (7pm-9pm) $40 topless, HOWEVER now you have to feed machine for the house fee. $5 for bikini, $10 for topless, forget how much more for nude. $40 used to be the total cost of…

Basics: $20 cover $6 Coors Quoted $60 (nude), $200, $400, $800 for dance options. I decided to cross off one of the remaining two club from my un-visited list so I made the trip over to Roaring 20's.…

I stopped into MBOT Friday after cruising past the Crazy Horse to find a swarm of teens blocking the entrance waiting for a show at the adjacent Warfield theater. Really glad I hit MBOT…