Reviews

Cover: $21 around 5:30/6 on a Saturday. Looked like it is normally in the $40+ range later in the evening(!!!)
Open dances: $25

I was in Las Vegas on a group trip but an opportunity to sneak…

As I was in Seattle and had never visited a club there I found an opportunity to dip out and visit Kittens Cabaret. It's kind of in the middle of nowhere, nestled in an…

Basics:
$20 cover
$25 topless one way
45 nude one way
$100/2 vip
Juice bar (though there is a real bar next door)

Now that I've check all the local clubs off the list I'm trying to take advantage of chances…

Little Darlings

Weds 11pm
$15 cover
Topless dances:
1 for $50, $2 for 75, ...
Floor dances: $25
Alcohol free

Little Darlings was the last San Francisco strip club that I hadn't stepped foot into, so this past Wednesday night I decided…

I came to the Pink Poodle with fairly low expectations as I had read a few reviews. Why visit at all? I guess I'm a completionist (ehhem). I've ticked off most of…

I was further into the South Bay than I usually get so I figured I'd check off one more club from the SF section of the clubs list.

• No cover on the Weds night I…

On 3/31/19 the MBOT twitter account posted that they were changing their hours to open at 11:30am. I was interested as it opens up another lunchtime lapdance option in SF. As far as…

It was a rare occasion when I had a chance to hit a club in prime-time. Usually I squeeze in an early afternoon or early evening trip but this particular Friday I was able…

I stopped in on election day, you know, to celebrate 'merica! I'll get to the visit below, but the major takeaway was that I heard from a dancer that the building is for sale.…

I was staying on O'ahu (Waikiki area) and decided to check out what Hawaiian strip clubs are like, so I popped into Club Rock-Za at about 10 on a my first evening on the island.

Cover:…

I found myself with a rental car in the East Bay and, since I'd been meaning to venture a bit farther out to check out other club, took the opportunity to try out Gold Club…

Lately lunchtime has become the easiest time for me to take a trip to a club, which is a bit limiting. I wanted a change from the Crazy Horse, Mitchell Brothers doesn't open until…