One dancer saved the trip

While waiting in line for a ride at Disney I made good use of my time by trolling TUSCL for nearby options. Prior research had warned me off of the Orlando clubs but I knew I would be tired in the evening and I had an early flight the next morning so a drive out to Tampa was out of the question. A third of the way through the line I had settled on Club 27. I don't remember how I settled on Club 27 other than its proximity to the park so that I could hit the club then head straight to the hotel to pack and zonk out.

As the park closed I picked up a couple of overpriced souvenirs and made my wait out to the parking lot and on my way to Club 27. Google maps had me get off of US Highway 27 and onto Four Corners Center Dr then onto Cornerside Way which dead end onto a little dirt road that loops behind the club. Don't listen to Google Maps! The entrance is right off of 27. From the outside the building isn't much to look at. And it doesn't get better on the inside. It's a one-story white building with the faux windows that scream strip club to the knowing eye. On the inside if it hadn't been for the stage and stripper pole it would have the feel of a neighborhood dive sports bar. About the same level of cleanliness too. Just inside the door to your left is the front desk. Just pass that is a small bar. Turn to your left and you see the main stage with some cheap tables and chairs filling in the room. I grabbed a seat at the bar and scoped out the place. The few girls I saw looked to be a roughly even split white/black/latina. Looks-wise maybe 5-7. The girl tending bar was ok looking but slow as shit. Another girl went behind the bar, grabbed a bunch of drinks, and sat down at a table with a bunch of what looked like regulars. If she was a waitress she was the most strippery dressed waitress I've seen. The vibe didn't feel great and nothing I saw really struck my fancy. Things weren't looking good for your humble narrator.

Then "P" approached in her red teddy. She was a white girl of average physique with curves in the right places and medium natties up top that have just the amount of hang that I love to see. She sat down next to me and demonstrated herself to be a good conversationalist. She had a calm and sensuous demeanor that I found appealing. She guided the conversation in a sexual direction, chatting a bit about the club and others that she's worked at, and mentioned that she loved her job because she really enjoys pleasing men. Naturally when she broached the topic of dances I was game.