Reviews

I hit the Crazy Horse on a Friday late afternoon/early evening. It was far from packed, but certainly not the quietest I've seen it. Even a couple people planted by the stage tipping.

Two dancers…

I've lived in SF for a while, but I've found it hard to justify the trouble of making the trek down toward San Jose just to visit a club since I haven't had any other…

I stopped into Mbot around 6:30 ($20 cover) since I was itching for a lapdance and wanted a change from Crazy Horse. As usual for either of those clubs you have to put up…

I had a bit of time until my flight out of YYZ, so I fit in my first strip club visit outside of the US.

I walked in to find a shallow stage against the far…

I had planned to pop into the Crazy Horse but they were having one of their pornstar features that night, so I decided to pass and hit MBoT instead.

Happy hour entrance fee: $15 (7-9pm)
Topless Dances:…

I dropped into MBOT around 7:30. The crowd was light, there were only ever 8 patrons in the theater area, generally more like 4-5 and a few of those where sitting back in the…

Basics:
Cover- $15 (7pm-9pm)
$40 topless, HOWEVER now you have to feed machine for the house fee. $5 for bikini, $10 for topless, forget how much more for nude.
$40 used to be the total cost of…

Basics:
$20 cover
$6 Coors
Quoted $60 (nude), $200, $400, $800 for dance options.

I decided to cross off one of the remaining two club from my un-visited list so I made the trip over to Roaring 20's.…

I stopped into MBOT Friday after cruising past the Crazy Horse to find a swarm of teens blocking the entrance waiting for a show at the adjacent Warfield theater. Really glad I hit MBOT…

Basics:
$5 cover @5pm
$10 Corona
$14.50 Jack and Coke

I stopped in after work on Friday. I had been to the Gold Club twice before but had never had a dance there so I went with a…

I finished a big project and decided to reward myself with a quick trip to a club before I headed home. I popped into Centerfolds so that I could check it off the SF…

For the first time I made a trip to a SC fully intending NOT to get a LD. I stopped into the Crazy Horse after work (about 5pm) to kill time before I met…