Reviews by mjpenn07

I had a long layover at MCI on a Monday afternoon. 5 hours. I figured it was just enough time to squeeze in a quick run to a club to check one more off the…

Basics: $20 cover $40/song starting with 2 songs After leaving Lust in Martinsburg I made the unfortunate decision to check out the Golden Horseshoe before heading home. I figured since I have no idea when I'll make it…

Price list: $20 cover on a Friday at 10pm 10 mins/$100 bikini dances 15 mins/$140 topless dances 30 mins/$220 nude dances 60 mins/$420 nude dances 20 mins/$600 bath tub or shower date 60 mins/$1500 hot tub date 20 mins/$400 group tub show up…

I'm in the DC area for an extended period for the first time since I moved away for college and, despite a very restricted schedule, have decided to make an effort to explore what the…

Basics: $10 cover on a Monday night around 11 $9 pint of Blue Moon $40 bikini dances I was in the unusual position of finding myself in the South Bay. Unfortunately I couldn't explore the Vietnamese coffee houses as…

I arrived in Portland late, checked into my hotel, grabbed a shower, and headed over to `Mary's Club` to satisfy my curiosity. After a brief, less than fruitful visit it was unfortunately closing time for…

2pm 0 cover $7.50 Jack and Coke 6-10 girls Dance prices - 3/100 to 3/140 I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the…

I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…

I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…

I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…

After departing Seattle and leaving Kittens Cabaret and Kayla in the rearview I continued my roadtrip south to Portland. Arrived late, got myself a nice hotel downtown (except that the A/C was on the fritz),…

I stopped into Cheetah's a bit before closing to visit one of the few Bay Area clubs I have yet to check off of my list. I paid at the window outside the front door…

I started a roadtrip heading south from Seattle on a Sunday afternoon with a plan to hit as many clubs that I'd likely never visit again as was reasonable. Unfortunately most of the clubs in…

I returned to AJ's one Thursday evening since I was in the South Bay. I've visited a couple times in the past and had a fun time with the girls, in particular Luna who is…

I was in the vicinity of Sacramento early afternoon about to make the drive back home when it occurred to me to check the hours of GCC. All the clubs in SF eliminated dayshift post…

While I was in LA I had a rare couple of hours to myself so I popped onto tusl to see what was nearby. SR looked good enough on paper so I headed over…

I had a couple hours to kill before my midafternoon flight out of Pittsburgh and luckily Rick's opens at noon during the work week so I was able to squeeze in a visit. Rick's is…

After a bust of a visit to Teaser Pleaser (though it went about as well as I anticipated based on reviews) I headed to Exotic Kitty's. I arrived around 00:30 to find the place very busy…

I found myself further south in the CA Central Valley than ever before, so I decided to push a little further to check out the clubs in Bakersfield for the first time. I didn't have…

Basics: - Full nude/dry club - $20 cover - $30 topless/$50 nude dances After a very mid stop at City Lights I made my way to Gold Diggers where I knew more satisfactory lap dances were to be had. Once…

Basics: - $20 cover - $9 Jack and Coke - $20 table dance out in the open - 3 for $150 VIP dance I stopped into City Lights on a Friday around 11pm, planning for a short visit before heading…

I was visiting LA and on my way from downtown to the burbs so I took the opportunity to drop in to a new spot. The day and time were far from ideal but it…

CH Visited 2/1/23 It had been a couple of months since my last SC visit and I was getting that itch so when an opportunity presented itself, albeit a time constrained one, I headed over to the…

Basics: - $5 cover - $7 drinks - Spent $47 - Saw maybe 3 dancers and 3 other patrons Not sure how busy the road is, but there's a small lot right in front of the building. Inside it looks…

Basics: - $10 cover - $7 Drinks (Jack and Coke, Beer) - $20 dances (as posted, did not buy one) - Spent $40-60 total Location/Layout: This place feels like it is located a bit off the beaten path. I don't know…