Garden of Eden
San Francisco, CA
I'd made one visit to the GoE a long time ago (2017) and left extremely unimpressed. Rereading my review confirms my memory of the experience. Visited on a Thursday evening. Small, low energy, women were…
mjpenn07· 3 wks ago 2PaperMoon Springfield
Springfield, VA
I've been in the Springfield area quite frequently lately visiting family. Having a strip club a 10 minute drive away for the first time in my life has been an exciting and enjoyable strain on…
mjpenn07· 4 mos agoPaperMoon Springfield
Springfield, VA
With the threat of a winter storm looming I decided to stop into Papermoon on the evening of Friday 1/23/26. I had already made a visit earlier in the week during the day where I…
mjpenn07· 4 mos agolast: 4 mos ago 2Lust Gentlemen's Club
Martinsburg, WV
I was flying into IAD and had the evening free before meeting up with family the next day so I made the drive out to Martinsburg for my second outing at Lust. Unfortunately I arrived…
mjpenn07· 5 mos agolast: 5 mos ago 2Club 27 Cabaret
Four Corners, FL
While waiting in line for a ride at Disney I made good use of my time by trolling TUSCL for nearby options. Prior research had warned me off of the Orlando clubs but I knew…
mjpenn07· 6 mos agolast: 6 mos ago 2 3Bazooka's Showgirls
Kansas City, MO
I had a long layover at MCI on a Monday afternoon. 5 hours. I figured it was just enough time to squeeze in a quick run to a club to check one more off the…
mjpenn07· 9 mos agoGolden Horseshoe Club
Ranson, WV
Basics: $20 cover $40/song starting with 2 songs After leaving Lust in Martinsburg I made the unfortunate decision to check out the Golden Horseshoe before heading home. I figured since I have no idea when I'll make it…
mjpenn07· 10 mos agoLust Gentlemen's Club
Martinsburg, WV
Price list: $20 cover on a Friday at 10pm 10 mins/$100 bikini dances 15 mins/$140 topless dances 30 mins/$220 nude dances 60 mins/$420 nude dances 20 mins/$600 bath tub or shower date 60 mins/$1500 hot tub date 20 mins/$400 group tub show up…
mjpenn07· 10 mos agolast: 9 mos ago 2Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
Arlington, VA
I'm in the DC area for an extended period for the first time since I moved away for college and, despite a very restricted schedule, have decided to make an effort to explore what the…
mjpenn07· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1 1Sporty's Bikini Bar
Sunnyvale, CA
Basics: $10 cover on a Monday night around 11 $9 pint of Blue Moon $40 bikini dances I was in the unusual position of finding myself in the South Bay. Unfortunately I couldn't explore the Vietnamese coffee houses as…
mjpenn07· 1 yr ago 1Golden Dragon Exotic Club
Portland, OR
I arrived in Portland late, checked into my hotel, grabbed a shower, and headed over to `Mary's Club` to satisfy my curiosity. After a brief, less than fruitful visit it was unfortunately closing time for…
mjpenn07· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 3 1The Venue
Portland, OR
2pm 0 cover $7.50 Jack and Coke 6-10 girls Dance prices - 3/100 to 3/140 I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the…
mjpenn07· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2Hawthorne Strip
Portland, OR
I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 2 3Devil's Point
Portland, OR
I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 2DV8
Portland, OR
I recently had the opportunity to visit Portland for the first time. It was an extremely short visit (not even 24 hours) but given the high density of SC's in Portland I was determined to…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 1Mary's Club
Portland, OR
After departing Seattle and leaving Kittens Cabaret and Kayla in the rearview I continued my roadtrip south to Portland. Arrived late, got myself a nice hotel downtown (except that the A/C was on the fritz),…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 2Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club
Sunnyvale, CA
I stopped into Cheetah's a bit before closing to visit one of the few Bay Area clubs I have yet to check off of my list. I paid at the window outside the front door…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agolast: 1 yr ago 2Kittens Cabaret
Seattle, WA
I started a roadtrip heading south from Seattle on a Sunday afternoon with a plan to hit as many clubs that I'd likely never visit again as was reasonable. Unfortunately most of the clubs in…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 1AJ's
San Jose, CA
I returned to AJ's one Thursday evening since I was in the South Bay. I've visited a couple times in the past and had a fun time with the girls, in particular Luna who is…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agoGold Club Centerfolds
Rancho Cordova, CA
I was in the vicinity of Sacramento early afternoon about to make the drive back home when it occurred to me to check the hours of GCC. All the clubs in SF eliminated dayshift post…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 1 1Spearmint Rhino
Los Angeles, CA
While I was in LA I had a rare couple of hours to myself so I popped onto tusl to see what was nearby. SR looked good enough on paper so I headed over…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs ago 2Rick's Cabaret
Pittsburgh, PA
I had a couple hours to kill before my midafternoon flight out of Pittsburgh and luckily Rick's opens at noon during the work week so I was able to squeeze in a visit. Rick's is…
mjpenn07· 2 yrs agoExotic Kitty's
Bakersfield, CA
After a bust of a visit to Teaser Pleaser (though it went about as well as I anticipated based on reviews) I headed to Exotic Kitty's. I arrived around 00:30 to find the place very busy…
mjpenn07· 3 yrs agoTeaser Pleaser
Bakersfield, CA
I found myself further south in the CA Central Valley than ever before, so I decided to push a little further to check out the clubs in Bakersfield for the first time. I didn't have…
mjpenn07· 3 yrs agoGold Diggers
Fresno, CA
Basics: - Full nude/dry club - $20 cover - $30 topless/$50 nude dances After a very mid stop at City Lights I made my way to Gold Diggers where I knew more satisfactory lap dances were to be had. Once…
mjpenn07· 3 yrs ago
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