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Million Dollar
7222 Torbram Rd
Mississauga, ON L4T 3V2
The Bogarts/Henry's of the GTA
I had to struggle to title this review. I didn't want to crap all over people working hard to make a living, but I want PLs to know full well what to expect.…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(thebrus)
Sep 12, 2023, 2:50 AM
Airport Strip
7040 Torbram Rd, Mississauga, ON L4T 3Z4, Canada
Probably the nicest looking club in the area, but not much going on otherwise
This is the only strip club that I visited in this area that didn't have a metal door. I thought that was promising. Equally promising was how clean it is and well-lit.…
1 commentslast: 11 mos ago(grape_islove420)
Sep 9, 2023, 4:28 AM
Filmores
212 Dundas Street East
Toronto, Ontario M5A 1Z6
The best club in the city (of the 3 I have reviewed), but that doesn't mean much
This review is from a couple of days over the course of a month in Toronto, or rather, the GTA.
For this review, I probably should write three separate reviews but I find myself saying the…
Sep 8, 2023, 6:17 AM
Spearmint Rhino
15411 E Valley Blvd,
City of Industry, CA 91746
Does not meet the hype, disappointing, but overall better than Synn
My friend and I were in town for a poker tournament and long story short, based on reviews and people we talked to, City of Industry is really the best bang for the buck with…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(mahatmakanejeeves)
May 8, 2023, 11:09 PM
Synn Gentlemen's Club
15619 Valley Blvd
City of Industry, CA 91744
Below expectations, but pretty good if this is all there is
This review covers 3 days, started around 9pm each day and ended around 11:30 pm (to try and fit in Spearmint Rhino down the street). Each day, I probably spent just a little over…
8 commentslast: 1 yr ago(lucy_fur)
May 5, 2023, 2:29 AM
Imperial Showgirls
2640 W Woodland Dr
Anaheim, CA 92801
If this is the best of the OC, then pass
Arrived on Tax Day to take advantage of the $90 VIP (15 mins) and free admission. They did not give me free admission because they said I needed proof of filing. My friend…
Apr 29, 2023, 1:16 AM
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Better than the other Cheetah's, but also lackluster
I was pretty hammered at this point, I think parking was free and admission was $10. I don't remember how much drinks were as I was not buying. Upon entrance there is a…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(chiefwiggum)
Mar 17, 2023, 11:30 AM
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
The best on my trip to South Florida
I went this place both day and night. I thought night was definitely better, but I wouldn't be upset if I could only come here during the day. Day was no cover, and…
Mar 17, 2023, 6:28 AM
Booby Trap
2840 Hammondville Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Arguably 2nd best club in the area, I might go broke here
We went here twice, once in the day and once at night. Parking is $2 if you park further away, but if you park by the cones, I think it's $5. Area looks…
8 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(sfrsox)
Feb 17, 2023, 12:15 AM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Ok time, lots of plastic
We got here late, like after 2am, not knowing that most clubs of which we had interest closed at 2am (we were too busy gambling). Good size parking lot, easy to find, in a…
6 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(idletraveler)
Feb 15, 2023, 10:39 PM
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St
North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Sort of like the Little Darlings (vegas club) of Miami, but with alcohol
Went to this place after Tootsie's. Fairly big parking lot (like 1/3 size of Tootsie's), but dark, not a lot of traffic in that area but it was also later, like 10:30pm. I…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(chiefwiggum)
Feb 14, 2023, 11:48 PM
Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St
North Miami Beach, FL 33160
Sort of like the Little Darlings (vegas club) of Miami, but with alcohol
Went to this place after Tootsie's. Fairly big parking lot (like 1/3 size of Tootsie's), but dark, not a lot of traffic in that area but it was also later, like 10:30pm. I…
Feb 14, 2023, 6:38 PM
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St
Miami, FL 33169
Don't believe the hype, extremely underwhelming
Yes, this place is huge. The parking lot is huge too, and has golf carts if needed. IIRC, cover was $8, we got there a little after 8, free parking. We spent…
2 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Nixur68)
Feb 11, 2023, 3:56 AM
Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas
1531 S Las Vegas Blvd
Las Vegas, NV 89104
Much better improvement than last time
This is a much better experience since my first experience on my last trip. This time I went at night. The club was definitely hopping, a nice party atmosphere. Slight pat down…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(funonthaside)
Feb 2, 2023, 8:35 PM
The Library Las Vegas
2112 Western Avenue
Las Vegas, NV 89102
I really want to like this place
This place hasn't changed since my last review except the accent lighting is all red instead of blue. Free parking, no scan ID, pat down, and I talked to a manager and I mentioned…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(boondoggle123)
Jan 25, 2023, 11:44 AM
Little Darlings Las Vegas
1514 Western Ave
Las Vegas, NV 89102
High, high prices, against stated club policy
This review covers two days last week, the last day being Thursday. I'm skipping the layout because it's the same as last time. The renovations appear to be complete (they probably have been…
Jan 24, 2023, 12:22 AM
Palomino
1848 Las Vegas Blvd N
North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Inflation hits hard, high prices, low mileage
I got here just at 7pm, no valet, parked myself. Nice well-lit lot unlike that shithole of a lot next door at Chicas Bonitas. I won't describe much detail as this club hasn't…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Recsandpark)
Jan 21, 2023, 2:00 AM
Ritz
10520 Gulf Freeway
Houston, TX 77034
Probably my favorite club in Houston
If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like driving in Clearwater,…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(bfc1978)
Dec 3, 2022, 7:28 AM
Bucks Wild Houston
410 N Sam Houston Pkwy E
Houston, TX 77060
Loud as fuck and super aggressive
Maybe it's me, but it was so loud in here I could barely make out how much a wristband is upon entry. It's 20 cover, and $15 for the lap dance area. I…
Dec 1, 2022, 11:43 AM
The Vault Gentlemen’s Club
2618 Winrock Blvd
Houston, TX 77057
A little underwhelming, if had more time would give it another shot, same with Polekatz next door.
During my business trip I stayed on the "poor" side of the Galleria. From Westheimer road you can see three strip clubs, Vivid, next to Polekatz, and then at the end as Westheimer bends is…
Nov 30, 2022, 7:50 AM
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
Chill, relaxing place, be patient, and a Superbad moment
I went here 3x during my last business trip. I didn't have a lot of meetings so my intent was to hit as many clubs as possible. In terms of service, Treasures is…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(chiefwiggum)
Nov 29, 2022, 4:26 AM
Houston Dolls Cabaret
313 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Other than a poor man's Megan Thee Stallion, not much else here
This place is like 200 yds down from St. James. I used to go here before and after a lot of nothing at St. James. It's in a very small plaza, next door…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(jajake56)
Nov 24, 2022, 2:13 AM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
I am a ghost here
I went here twice last week (Tuesday and Thursday), both times unremarkable at best, otherwise terrible. The club layout is the same as this is a heavily reviewed club and hasn't changed since I…
Nov 22, 2022, 3:03 AM
Cheetahs
8105 Clairemont Mesa Blvd
San Diego, CA 92111
Hot girls, very limited mileage, if there is more to be had it will be outside and you're going to have to work for it
I was here a little over a month ago, but lost my notes. My counter-part at work who has the western US region had a heart attack (young guy) and my boss asked me…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Wakawakamoo)
Nov 17, 2022, 9:45 PM
