Reviews by chiefwiggum

I like the new TUSCL site, but the format still leaves me with some questions. Anyway, here is my review in accordance with the format and I'll try to explain my reasoning. I heard the…

I had a very short trip to Detroit this time around because of weather and crap-ass client. I also spend most of my time gambling, but only because I was winning. I try…

As expensive as locals think Flight Club is, it's still way cheaper than all city of Chicago clubs, way more friendlier, and way more extra. This includes LA/Orange County, and SF (other places that…

This review is a long time overdue, but I was massively sidetracked by work and the holidays. Anyway, thinking objectively, this wasn't that bad of a night, but one dance in particular made it…

I went here on Thursday night after playing poker all afternoon and evening at Elgin. I was doing nothing all day and finally hit a big pot and decided to use my new found…

This is probably my favorite club in all of Detroit area. It's a tight race, with my top 3 being Penthouse, Flight Club, and Landing Strip (honorable mention to Coliseum). I might have…

This review is a few weeks coming. I had back-to-back engagements and lost my little sheet that I keep my names on and gave up looking for it. Apologies in advance for the…

Compared to Chicago, I would consider this a good club and would definitely be on my rotation. But as this is Detroit, I find it sub-par. The worker activity amongst the tables was…

I went on a Sunday knowing that it would be slow. Last year I saw Princess and saw her again this time. She's was little bit less GFE because I think she was…

Sorry guys, this review is a long time coming. I was in Phoenix for two weeks (over the course of a month) total for work for this @$$#0!e of a client. I kept…

This an aggregation of review from my time at this jack@$$ client that my team and I had the misfortune of working. At least we had this club to go to. There are…

Well, cross one off the bucket list, I got to gamble and see naked women. It was like half black and half fat and some of both in there. Overall, the quality of…

I started my strip / gambling escapade with Palomino. I was staying in downtown Vegas because I had a free room at the Golden Nugget and I also had a free flight. This…

I was playing poker and losing my shirt (the f-ing river every time) and the guys told to go over there. I had yet another runner runner bad beat and the guy next to…

I just got back from a work trip. I didn't have a lot of time as I was too busy working and too busy losing. I went to 4 places this time, and…

Other than the odd name and small size, this is typical of the clubs that I visit, i.e. valet, doorman, nothing over the top, but definitely a strip club vibe. Also, it's very dark…

Other Than The Naked Stage Dances, I Found Little Reason To Call This A Strip Club. This review is a culmination of about 3 visits to the club. Walking in, it feels sort of like…

This review comprises a number of visits from October to December when I was working out of Detroit. All at night, but I tried to go around when the day shift was ending.…

Ok, admittedly, I probably should have tried to hit this place at more popular times, but why go when 8 mile or Landing Strip is more likely going to give a better bang for your…

There were a ton of women here. Like Vegas 10 years ago, like at Cheetah, OG, Crazy Horse II, Rhino, etc. Just not as big, but big enough. Actually, this place is…

This place is huge even by Las Vegas standards. There were plenty of women, mostly spinner variety, and not a lot of silicone. Maybe it's me, but are strippers looking even more trashy?…

The first time I was here, I thought this was the best thing since sliced bread, since the hey day of San Fran, and why Vegas is Vegas. In the ensuing times I have…

This time at our week to Horseshoe, we had 3 people in my party. I was the big winner with literally just over 2k in my pocket. Again, I wasn't driving so against…

I went here twice now and both times I have walked away disappointed with a ton of cash left in my pockets. I only went here twice because we had free admission both times.…

Normally, I only update a club I've been to once a year, but I felt I had to get the word out. This happened late last year, I forgot the date, but it was…