Reviews by chiefwiggum

This place is great if you're into very standard, very vanilla strip clubs. In that regard, easily the best value in IL. Dancers are really like a 7.5, but I'm rounding up, but…

Except for Mint, went to all the Niagara Clubs (CA). I used to say that Penthouse was my favorite, but the last couple of visits have been worse than the next. Then, Penthouse…

I've been to this club a bunch of times and always have a good time. I work in New York and I would easily drive the hour or so to get out here.…

I went this place because I had nothing better to do on Friday night. The bouncer demanded money right away, didn't even give me a chance to see if it's worth it. I…

This is my second trip to Canada. I went to a club at Windsor and I'm not sure if there was any high mileage or not, and it happened so long go that it…

The club is a local legend, but it's old and in a bad need of an update...if you're into that sort of thing. I'm not, so I didn't care. I didn't care about…

My buddy and I were in a bind as he wanted to hit a strip club all weekend, and my gf wouldn't leave us alone. We were left with Sunday afternoon. This was…

I don't get to go down here too much, since I live in Chicago, but I managed to come down here for two separate days. Overall, the girls are hot, but there isn't that…

I got here right before the evening shift arrived. It was kind of hard to find, but about 40 mins from Cincinnati, iirc. There were two dancers. I forgot the name of…

This is one of the nicest clubs that I go to in terms of decor. The girls are pretty good, though I think Heavenly Bodies is better overall (HB is my standard average for…

I should have reviewed earlier, but I only got around to it now. This club is fantastic. The only thing keeping it from a 10 is the $$. I've gotten more action…

This should get a higher review, but it's too expensive. MBOT is the hottest club around with the best girls, well, around San Francisco. It's more of a whorehouse than strip club,…

This club probably deserves a 6, but because I have such fond memories of it during the 90's, I decided to give it the benefit of the doubt. This club had degenerated (for good…

I was going to give this a nine, but I think I got robbed last time I was there. This is the best contact, best value strip club in CA that isn't called Rhino.…

I know what you guys are thinking, another 6 (a 7 or 8 is really good, in my book). I've been to a lot of SC's in my time, and I'm really lazy to…

This is another one of those trying to be classy. When will we all realize that SC's are sleazy fantasy joints where guys try to get off and take home chicks, and hopefully drink…