Ritz
10520 Gulf Freeway Houston, TX 77034

Probably my favorite club in Houston

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chiefwiggum
Dec 3, 2022, 7:28 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

If you see Freeway in the address of any club in Houston, most likely it is on a parallel service road. If you don't know Houston driving, it's kind of like driving in Clearwater, FL, miss the exit or the turn and it could be a while before you can u-turn back. This happened to me twice on the way here, and I mention it because I'm kicking myself for missed out opportunity.

The parking lot here is huge (or deceptively big), possibly the biggest I've seen in Houston (St. James would be 3rd and Treasures a close 2nd). There is valet, but I didn't valet, so paid nothing for parking. Cover was $10. I was not charged for diet cokes, nonetheless, tip your waitress!

This place is massive. The cashier girl was super hot, a little too much plastic, but easily considered a 10. The cashier area looks like a place where I order pizza from. Upon payment, entrance puts you in the corner, a wall on your right with doorways to mens bathroom and kitchen, at the end of the wall is the main bar. To the left is a LDA, the secondary stage, then general seating (typical padded chairs and tables), booths to the opposite wall, and then a center stage. Behind the center stage is another "main" LDA (slightly bigger than the one near the entrance).

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