New Locomotion Club
2325 Matheson Blvd E Mississauga, ON L4W 5B3 Canada

2nd best club in the airport region

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chiefwiggum
Sep 17, 2023, 4:58 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Overall, a nice club, but pales to what it was pre-Covid. This review covers a bunch of nights over the course of a six week project I had with my client. This club is randomly situated in an area full of commercial parks. If I didn't know any better, I would say that my gps was taking my group to work. At night, this is the most well-lit area, but it shows how much in need of cleaning and maintenance the exterior needs (the interior needs it as well).

 

Upon entrance, no cover, walk to the right and turn left to the main area. Immediately is the bathroom to the right, and to the left is the bar area. It's very similar to Midway Invader. The one stage is in the back. Either side used to be LDAs, but it's mostly to the right. Chairs were mostly replaced with these lounger things, but half of them have the cushions missing, so it's not very comfortable to sit on.

 

Talent is all over the place. Some nights, there is nothing to write home about, other nights it has the hottest talent in the area. On average, it's a clear step behind Cafe Atlantis. Girls tell me that they were all over depending on where the action is, and it's mostly this place or Atlantis. I haven't seen that much cross-talent myself. I think it's because most girls just go to one club and if there's nothing there they just go home early (probably because of club fees). The hottest girl is this Indian girl, Naomi, a 10 in my book. She has a very, idgaf attitude, and self-proclaimed lesbian (at least that she tells me as a counter to my advances). Most nights she's not even wearing make-up and has her hair up. We hang out more than dance, ironically, even though I offer to pay for dances. I tell her it's ok if she wants to try playing for the other team. She gives a very good grind, but it's one-way touching, no extras, and believe me I've tried. Girl drinks are the same as PL drinks, diet coke is probably $8.75.

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