Reviews by chiefwiggum

This review covers 3 visits over 2 weeks, two late afternoon, one in the evening. At any given day, at most 11 girls that I have counted. There's always one old lady well…

This place is not downtown, and for someone not familiar with Montreal, seemed out of the way. At least there was no construction. No parking lot, plenty of seemingly free parking on the…

This place is about just under 30 minutes from downtown Montreal. It looks like it might have been restaurant at one point. Small, free, parking lot with one car should have been a…

Arrived late again after another successful night of gambling, I wasn't the big winner, but I lost a stupid bet so I was designated driver. Parked on the street which seemed legal, but again…

Despite the numerous amount of hot canadian women, this place is nothing but standard lap dances. Got here late (again with the gambling) and with all the construction going on in Montreal, it felt…

Go to this place after a ton of poker at Casino Montreal and winning big. My group wanted to go back to the hotel, but as this was a short visit, we reasoned we…

Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of Ricks. I like them way better than Deja Vu, but both brands scream to me, high priced, one-way mileage, ok-good lap dances. I will say…

First off, let say that the girls here are all attractive. Average is easily an 8, but lots of plastic, but most well done. Easily competes with Flight Club on its best day…

I was staying in downtown Austin and this place is not really close, but easy drive. Entrance is in the corner of the building. Pat down before even entering the building.…

I went this place after being disappointed in Yellow Rose, it's like maybe 5 mins away. Even though there were way less dancers and more girls out of my radar than Yellow Rose, I…

Overall, I was a bit disappointed in Yellow Rose (I'll get to that in a bit). It's a smaller club than I thought it would be, well, the area where most of the action…

As far as hole in the walls strip clubs, this is it. I mean, this place is a shithole. Nonetheless, I went twice, once in the afternoon and once in the late evening…

$10 parking at 9m, this is a byob place. Cover is $20 plus $20 for the VIP section (which doubles as the general LDA) and $120 for the Celebrity VIP. That's a laughable…

This is, imo, the best strip club, not just in Phoenix, but in the USA. Ok, that's saying a lot, but for what I'm generally looking for, this is a great time. This…

Most of my trips to BSC was during the day. It's still dark af in there, especially walking in on a sunny afternoon. Lot's of red accents, one main stage, maybe a foot…

During our work trip in Phoenix, we were splitting time between BSC, Hi-Liters, and Talking Sticks :) I was able to wrangle one guy to come with me to this place. IIRC, it's…

Last stop on our day in Tuscon and it completely saved the trip. I don't know if it's worth the drive with so many options in Phoenix, but if I was a local, this…

After the highly disappointing Venom, went to an early dinner (fucking awful), and stopped by this place because someone heard it was good and the outside looked nice. It's tucked away behind a standalone…

I've always wanted to try Tuscon clubs and I made two other co-workers drive with me (they will never forgive me for this). Leaving work early, Venom was our first stop, we arrived at…

This review covers my last work trip to Providence over the course of a couple of weeks. My co-workers and I would mainly get here right before 6 before cover, so I think the…

This place is a total dive bar. It looks very old and is in much need of an update. It seems bigger than Desire, but it's actually probably about the same size (at…

This review covers a bunch of days, but mostly Thursdays when my team and I were working in the GTA. The place is in a very bad need of an update, like all Missisuagua…

(For this review, a nod to OldWhiteGuy, his reviews made me want to visit) If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin Square,…

Overall, a nice club, but pales to what it was pre-Covid. This review covers a bunch of nights over the course of a six week project I had with my client. This club…

This review comprises of two visits. Midway Invader is like the poor sister of New Locomotion. Again, similar lay outs, but feels/looks cheaper on the inside: Concrete floor, metal door, non-obvious entrance,…