Reviews by chiefwiggum

First off, let say that the girls here are all attractive. Average is easily an 8, but lots of plastic, but most well done. Easily competes with Flight Club on its best day…

I was staying in downtown Austin and this place is not really close, but easy drive. Entrance is in the corner of the building. Pat down before even entering the building.…

I went this place after being disappointed in Yellow Rose, it's like maybe 5 mins away. Even though there were way less dancers and more girls out of my radar than Yellow Rose, I…

Overall, I was a bit disappointed in Yellow Rose (I'll get to that in a bit). It's a smaller club than I thought it would be, well, the area where most of the action…

As far as hole in the walls strip clubs, this is it. I mean, this place is a shithole. Nonetheless, I went twice, once in the afternoon and once in the late evening…

$10 parking at 9m, this is a byob place. Cover is $20 plus $20 for the VIP section (which doubles as the general LDA) and $120 for the Celebrity VIP. That's a laughable…

This is, imo, the best strip club, not just in Phoenix, but in the USA. Ok, that's saying a lot, but for what I'm generally looking for, this is a great time. This…

Most of my trips to BSC was during the day. It's still dark af in there, especially walking in on a sunny afternoon. Lot's of red accents, one main stage, maybe a foot…

During our work trip in Phoenix, we were splitting time between BSC, Hi-Liters, and Talking Sticks :) I was able to wrangle one guy to come with me to this place. IIRC, it's…

Last stop on our day in Tuscon and it completely saved the trip. I don't know if it's worth the drive with so many options in Phoenix, but if I was a local, this…

After the highly disappointing Venom, went to an early dinner (fucking awful), and stopped by this place because someone heard it was good and the outside looked nice. It's tucked away behind a standalone…

I've always wanted to try Tuscon clubs and I made two other co-workers drive with me (they will never forgive me for this). Leaving work early, Venom was our first stop, we arrived at…

This review covers my last work trip to Providence over the course of a couple of weeks. My co-workers and I would mainly get here right before 6 before cover, so I think the…

This place is a total dive bar. It looks very old and is in much need of an update. It seems bigger than Desire, but it's actually probably about the same size (at…

This review covers a bunch of days, but mostly Thursdays when my team and I were working in the GTA. The place is in a very bad need of an update, like all Missisuagua…

(For this review, a nod to OldWhiteGuy, his reviews made me want to visit) If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin Square,…

Overall, a nice club, but pales to what it was pre-Covid. This review covers a bunch of nights over the course of a six week project I had with my client. This club…

This review comprises of two visits. Midway Invader is like the poor sister of New Locomotion. Again, similar lay outs, but feels/looks cheaper on the inside: Concrete floor, metal door, non-obvious entrance,…

I had to struggle to title this review. I didn't want to crap all over people working hard to make a living, but I want PLs to know full well what to expect.…

This is the only strip club that I visited in this area that didn't have a metal door. I thought that was promising. Equally promising was how clean it is and well-lit.…

This review is from a couple of days over the course of a month in Toronto, or rather, the GTA. For this review, I probably should write three separate reviews but I find myself saying the…

My friend and I were in town for a poker tournament and long story short, based on reviews and people we talked to, City of Industry is really the best bang for the buck with…

This review covers 3 days, started around 9pm each day and ended around 11:30 pm (to try and fit in Spearmint Rhino down the street). Each day, I probably spent just a little over…

Arrived on Tax Day to take advantage of the $90 VIP (15 mins) and free admission. They did not give me free admission because they said I needed proof of filing. My friend…

I was pretty hammered at this point, I think parking was free and admission was $10. I don't remember how much drinks were as I was not buying. Upon entrance there is a…