chiefwiggum

Illinois

Reviews by chiefwiggum

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  2 months ago
  Bar Mania

  Montréal, Quebec
  Lucy is a ROB, dive of a club, will not return

  This place is not downtown, and for someone not familiar with Montreal, seemed out of the way. At least there was no construction. No parking lot, plenty of seemingly free parking on...
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  2 months ago
  GC Gentlemen's Club

  Marieville, Quebec
  Tuesday dead, other nights not much better, maybe weekend?

  This place is about just under 30 minutes from downtown Montreal. It looks like it might have been restaurant at one point. Small, free, parking lot with one car should have been...
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  3 months ago
  Club Downtown

  Montréal, Quebec
  Probably the best club overall in downtown Montreal

  Arrived late again after another successful night of gambling, I wasn't the big winner, but I lost a stupid bet so I was designated driver. Parked on the street which seemed legal, but...
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  3 months ago
  Kingdom

  Montréal, Quebec
  Like every girl here is someone's 10.

  Despite the numerous amount of hot canadian women, this place is nothing but standard lap dances. Got here late (again with the gambling) and with all the construction going on in Montreal, it...
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  3 months ago

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  chiefwiggum
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  3 months ago
  Cafe Cleopatra

  Montréal, Quebec
  Very good grinding value proposition but with many a dancer past her prime

  Go to this place after a ton of poker at Casino Montreal and winning big. My group wanted to go back to the hotel, but as this was a short visit, we reasoned...
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  4 months ago
  Ricks

  Round Rock, Texas
  Posh club, best english speaking place, hints of promising exploration

  Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of Ricks. I like them way better than Deja Vu, but both brands scream to me, high priced, one-way mileage, ok-good lap dances. I will...
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  4 months ago

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  Ferdinx
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  4 months ago
  Palazio Cabaret

  Austin, Texas
  Very price, strong GPS vibe, but super hot girls

  First off, let say that the girls here are all attractive. Average is easily an 8, but lots of plastic, but most well done. Easily competes with Flight Club on its best...
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  4 months ago

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  pharmacat
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  4 months ago
  XTC Cabaret Austin

  Austin, Texas
  Lackluster XTC

  I was staying in downtown Austin and this place is not really close, but easy drive. Entrance is in the corner of the building. Pat down before even entering the building....
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  4 months ago
  Perfect 10 Cabaret

  Austin, Texas
  Nice club, needs more dancers, if you only need one, this may be the place

  I went this place after being disappointed in Yellow Rose, it's like maybe 5 mins away. Even though there were way less dancers and more girls out of my radar than Yellow Rose,...
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  4 months ago
  Yellow Rose

  Austin, Texas
  Hot or not club, expensive, not much value

  Overall, I was a bit disappointed in Yellow Rose (I'll get to that in a bit). It's a smaller club than I thought it would be, well, the area where most of the...
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  4 months ago

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  IrishLadAtLarge
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  5 months ago
  Chicas Bonitas

  Austin, Texas
  Hard 6s will make you LDK

  As far as hole in the walls strip clubs, this is it. I mean, this place is a shithole. Nonetheless, I went twice, once in the afternoon and once in the late...
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  3 months ago

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  boondoggle123
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  5 months ago
  Divas Men's Club

  Austin, Texas
  Nice place, good grind, but overall pretty average

  $10 parking at 9m, this is a byob place. Cover is $20 plus $20 for the VIP section (which doubles as the general LDA) and $120 for the Celebrity VIP. That's a...
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  8 months ago
  Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Probably the best strip club in the country

  This is, imo, the best strip club, not just in Phoenix, but in the USA. Ok, that's saying a lot, but for what I'm generally looking for, this is a great time. ...
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  8 months ago

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  davephx
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  8 months ago
  Bourbon Street

  Phoenix, Arizona
  2nd best club in Phoenix

  Most of my trips to BSC was during the day. It's still dark af in there, especially walking in on a sunny afternoon. Lot's of red accents, one main stage, maybe a...
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  8 months ago

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  Mate27
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  8 months ago
  Sugar 44 Cabaret

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Wokeism and Identity Politics at Sugar 44

  During our work trip in Phoenix, we were splitting time between BSC, Hi-Liters, and Talking Sticks :) I was able to wrangle one guy to come with me to this place. IIRC,...
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  7 months ago

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  Heellover
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  8 months ago
  Raider's Reef

  Tucson, Arizona
  Worth visiting, the best of the clubs we visited

  Last stop on our day in Tuscon and it completely saved the trip. I don't know if it's worth the drive with so many options in Phoenix, but if I was a local,...
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  8 months ago
  Christie's Cabaret Tucson

  Tucson, Arizona
  Dead on Arrival

  After the highly disappointing Venom, went to an early dinner (fucking awful), and stopped by this place because someone heard it was good and the outside looked nice. It's tucked away behind a...
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  8 months ago
  Venom

  Tucson, Arizona
  Fatties abound, massively disappointing

  I've always wanted to try Tuscon clubs and I made two other co-workers drive with me (they will never forgive me for this). Leaving work early, Venom was our first stop, we arrived...
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  7 months ago

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  davejones1978
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  8 months ago
  Foxy Lady

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Depending on what you're looking for best or second best in the area

  This review covers my last work trip to Providence over the course of a couple of weeks. My co-workers and I would mainly get here right before 6 before cover, so I think...
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  8 months ago

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  nelly76
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  8 months ago
  Cadillac Lounge

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Dive bar, very disappointing.

  This place is a total dive bar. It looks very old and is in much need of an update. It seems bigger than Desire, but it's actually probably about the same size...
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  8 months ago

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  blahblahblahs
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  8 months ago
  Cafe Atlantis

  Mississauga, Ontario
  Decidedly the hottest girls in the area, but too much plastic and mechanics

  This review covers a bunch of days, but mostly Thursdays when my team and I were working in the GTA. The place is in a very bad need of an update, like all...
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  a year ago
  Desire

  Providence, Rhode Island
  Virtual tie with Flight Club

  (For this review, a nod to OldWhiteGuy, his reviews made me want to visit) If you want to avoid the preliminaries, scroll down to the section labeled *THE GIRLS* *GETTING THERE* The GPS address is 1 Franklin...
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  10 months ago

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  Recsandpark
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  a year ago
  New Locomotion Club

  Mississauga, Ontario
  2nd best club in the airport region

  Overall, a nice club, but pales to what it was pre-Covid. This review covers a bunch of nights over the course of a six week project I had with my client. This...
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  a year ago
  Midway Invader

  Mississauga, Ontario
  2nd Tier amongst the airport clubs

  This review comprises of two visits. Midway Invader is like the poor sister of New Locomotion. Again, similar lay outs, but feels/looks cheaper on the inside: Concrete floor, metal door, non-obvious...