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Wanted to try this place last time I was here for work. Got here at 10 pm with a cop at the door checking IDs. Oh, this place is off the highway, so…

3 mos ago

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

mining for diamonds

Remembering the good time I had hear last visit, I went to see if I could repeat. I didn't get as high as level a lap dance, but it was very close, and with…

3 mos ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

Good looking American Girls, pricey

Was in town for a week and very busy, so didn't have much time around the clubs. This place was closest to dinner, so I went here. $15 cover, bathrooms by the entry…

3 mos ago2

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

Best Club in the Valley, hottest girls too

It was a bit of a toss-up amongst my group but this business trip we decided that this was the number one strip club in the city. My friends point out that the service…

6 mos ago4

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, AZ

If there was a universal minimum standard of strip clubs, this is it

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So I wanted to try more Phoenix clubs, but the other reviews made it seem like other than the ones I have reviewed so far, they were far more expensive. I had been getting…

6 mos ago4

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, AZ

2nd best club this trip, best day club in the city

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

When I go to Phoenix for work, I usually spend most of my time here. This go around was a bit of let down from my previous visits. It's still one of my…

6 mos ago8

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, AZ

Surprisingly good line-up

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I always try coming here at least once. Last time I was here, I got into it with a Free Palestine supporter which really killed the mood. No such nonsense this time around.…

6 mos ago1

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, AZ

This place should be named "Heifers"

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Again in the mood to try something new so I went to Jaguars. I had been killed all week at the various casinos, so I wanted to keep costs down. This place seemed…

6 mos ago

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, AZ

Better odds of winning lotter than finding a diamond in the rough at this place

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Tried something new while I was in town. This was the second worst place on my trip, barely better than Jaguars. It's on the corner, and parking was very easy. Not a…

6 mos ago1

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, NV

Girls looks seem to be a step down, but service is clearly a step up

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This review incorporate visits in December, about 2 per week (super busy at work), about 90 minutes each visit. I'm not going to describe the place, it's a shithole and seems to have gotten worse (not…

6 mos ago1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Hot girls, but pasties were a major turn off

Great line up, much better than my last visit to Paterson which was at 5th Ave. This end of Paterson is much nicer looking. Parking lot was safe and well lit. The…

8 mos ago5

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, ON

Great trip this time around, except GPS is for real

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This review comprises of a number of visits in the last couple months or so (I have been traveling all over the place for work so couldn't really settle down in one area long enough).…

9 mos ago

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, TX

Maybe go-to place for mining diamonds in the rough, but more for the mining part

I wanted to try something different so went here because it reminded me of the one in Vegas (totally different clubs, spoiler alert, Vegas one much better (girls and service)). This place is easy to miss…

XTC 2.0

Dallas, TX

Meh - might have potential, but a girl hounding me for tips turned me off

This is the old XTC club and well renovated from the last time I was here. Paid $10 cover free parking. I think it was $2 U call it for drinks where the…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, TX

Might be worth exploring for Monday and $5 Tuesday options, otherwise a pass

This review covers a Monday and Tuesday. Monday is 2 for $25 and the first and third Tuesday is $5 Tuesday dances. $30 entry with bracelet, needed to dance in the back or…

1 yr ago1

Baby Dolls

Abilene, TX

Easily the value hands down in DFW

This review covers a bunch of times I was in Dallas over the last two weeks. I was helping out on a project for work so I was on call for half of the…

1 yr ago1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

3rd best of the clubs this time around

I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this club (I'm going…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

2nd best of my last trip, better than Pompano

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

1 yr ago5

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

This time around the best of the Pompano Clubs

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

1 yr ago3

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Like Vegas clubs, but in a bad way, expensive, no mileage

I want to like this place but whether its the culture now in Baltimore or city rules (likely the latter), you cannot have fun, even high mileage fun in the city. For some reason,…

1 yr ago2

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, MD

The best of the awful Baltimore scene, which really isn't saying much

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I went here two nights after striking out hard at The Block. This place is much nicer than any place on the block. Aesthetically, it's nice, but the quality of girls is much…

1 yr ago2

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Best club on my latest trip to detroit

Went here twice on my last trip, in retrospect, my party and I agree that we should have started here and worked towards the city. Logistically, this is difficult since it is so close…

Flight Club

Inkster, MI

This place turned into a Deli Counter and not in a good way

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Came here a couple of times around shift turnover from day to night. Usually, this is a good time to show up, no cover, not crowded, and if early enough, more than enough girls…

1 yr ago6

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, MI

Not bad, worth repeating

After getting rivered twice in a row at Motor City and losing my stack, I decided to take a break from poker and left my friends there. This place is down the street, a…