Reviews by chiefwiggum
Submit a ReviewJohnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St
Paterson, NJ 07503
Hot girls, but pasties were a major turn off
Great line up, much better than my last visit to Paterson which was at 5th Ave. This end of Paterson is much nicer looking. Parking lot was safe and well lit. The…
5 commentslast: 1 mo ago(highplainsdrifter)
Nov 22, 2025, 3:34 PM
Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr
Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3
Canada
Great trip this time around, except GPS is for real
This review comprises of a number of visits in the last couple months or so (I have been traveling all over the place for work so couldn't really settle down in one area long enough).…
Nov 4, 2025, 4:06 AM
Chicas Bonitas
11044 Harry Hines Blvd
Dallas, TX 75220
Maybe go-to place for mining diamonds in the rough, but more for the mining part
I wanted to try something different so went here because it reminded me of the one in Vegas (totally different clubs, spoiler alert, Vegas one much better (girls and service)).
This place is easy to miss…
May 28, 2025, 5:42 AM
XTC 2.0
8550 N Stemmons Fwy
Dallas, TX 75247
Meh - might have potential, but a girl hounding me for tips turned me off
This is the old XTC club and well renovated from the last time I was here. Paid $10 cover free parking. I think it was $2 U call it for drinks where the…
May 20, 2025, 2:27 AM
Bucks Wild
5316 Superior Pkwy
Fort Worth, TX 76106
Might be worth exploring for Monday and $5 Tuesday options, otherwise a pass
This review covers a Monday and Tuesday. Monday is 2 for $25 and the first and third Tuesday is $5 Tuesday dances. $30 entry with bracelet, needed to dance in the back or…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(Ilovehotwhitestrippers)
May 16, 2025, 3:04 AM
Baby Dolls
126 S Access Rd
Tye, TX 79563
Easily the value hands down in DFW
This review covers a bunch of times I was in Dallas over the last two weeks. I was helping out on a project for work so I was on call for half of the…
1 commentslast: 7 mos ago(chiefwiggum)
May 13, 2025, 12:36 AM
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
3rd best of the clubs this time around
I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this club (I'm going…
Apr 11, 2025, 1:47 AM
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
2nd best of my last trip, better than Pompano
I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this club (I'm going…
5 commentslast: 9 mos ago(catdawg10)
Mar 24, 2025, 8:30 PM
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
This time around the best of the Pompano Clubs
I had a crazy 1Q of work, traveling between Fort Lauderdale, Chicago, and India (including zoom calls). This review (and subsequent batch of reviews) covers about 3 months of clubbing at this club (I'm…
3 commentslast: 9 mos ago(chiefwiggum)
Mar 20, 2025, 7:13 PM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
Like Vegas clubs, but in a bad way, expensive, no mileage
I want to like this place but whether its the culture now in Baltimore or city rules (likely the latter), you cannot have fun, even high mileage fun in the city. For some reason,…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(funonthaside)
Dec 14, 2024, 6:59 AM
Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway
Baltimore, MD 21231
The best of the awful Baltimore scene, which really isn't saying much
I went here two nights after striking out hard at The Block. This place is much nicer than any place on the block. Aesthetically, it's nice, but the quality of girls is much…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chiefwiggum)
Dec 12, 2024, 1:45 AM
The Landing Strip Lounge
36431 Goddard Rd
Romulus, MI 48174
Best club on my latest trip to detroit
Went here twice on my last trip, in retrospect, my party and I agree that we should have started here and worked towards the city. Logistically, this is difficult since it is so close…
Nov 15, 2024, 12:46 AM
Flight Club
29709 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
This place turned into a Deli Counter and not in a good way
Came here a couple of times around shift turnover from day to night. Usually, this is a good time to show up, no cover, not crowded, and if early enough, more than enough girls…
6 commentslast: 1 yr ago(wildRover)
Nov 13, 2024, 2:12 AM
Player's Gentlemen's Club
13710 E 8 Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48205
Not bad, worth repeating
After getting rivered twice in a row at Motor City and losing my stack, I decided to take a break from poker and left my friends there. This place is down the street, a…
Nov 8, 2024, 12:23 AM
Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141
An actual hole in the wall is more efficient than this hole in the wall
Like Bogart's this is another hole in the wall strip club in extras heavy area of metro detroit (i.e. inkster - dearborn connection). Like Bogarts, this is the place to scratch an itch.…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Longball300)
Nov 6, 2024, 2:18 PM
Bogarts Lounge
30100 Michigan Ave
Inkster, MI 48141
Hole in the wall, sitting around dancer disease has infected this place
My group and I actually went here twice as we were killing time to go to Flight Club and see the shift change and try to get in before cover.
Bogarts is right by Flight…
4 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chiefwiggum)
Nov 5, 2024, 4:19 AM
Coliseum
11300 E 8 Mile Rd
Detroit, MI 48205
2nd best club in Detroit in terms of mileage, not extras
Of my visits to Detroit during this latest business trip, this club was my second favorite, but that's not saying much.
I won't go over the layout because it's the same, but it does seem brighter.…
Nov 2, 2024, 2:25 AM
BT's Executive Club
14417 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48126
Talent and effort way down
I won't go over the layout, it's been done a thousand times, still the same.
This review covers 4 visits, twice with friends, two afternoon, two at night.
Cover was $20 at night, otherwise free during…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Danton)
Nov 1, 2024, 1:04 AM
Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club
25231 Michigan Ave
Dearborn, MI 48124
Definitely a step down
This review covers 3 visits over 2 weeks, two late afternoon, one in the evening. At any given day, at most 11 girls that I have counted. There's always one old lady well…
Oct 30, 2024, 12:38 AM
Bar Mania
2683 Ontario St E
Montreal, Quebec H2K 1X1
Canada
Lucy is a ROB, dive of a club, will not return
This place is not downtown, and for someone not familiar with Montreal, seemed out of the way. At least there was no construction. No parking lot, plenty of seemingly free parking on the…
Aug 9, 2024, 1:48 AM
GC Gentlemen's Club
2025 Saint-Césaire
Marieville, QC
Canada J3M1E5
Tuesday dead, other nights not much better, maybe weekend?
This place is about just under 30 minutes from downtown Montreal. It looks like it might have been restaurant at one point. Small, free, parking lot with one car should have been a…
Aug 7, 2024, 2:37 AM
Club Downtown
1200 Rue Sainte-Catherine O
Montreal QC H3B 1K6
Probably the best club overall in downtown Montreal
Arrived late again after another successful night of gambling, I wasn't the big winner, but I lost a stupid bet so I was designated driver. Parked on the street which seemed legal, but again…
Aug 2, 2024, 12:46 AM
Kingdom
1417 St Laurent Blvd
Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S8
Canada
Like every girl here is someone's 10.
Despite the numerous amount of hot canadian women, this place is nothing but standard lap dances.
Got here late (again with the gambling) and with all the construction going on in Montreal, it felt…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(chiefwiggum)
Aug 1, 2024, 2:16 AM
Cafe Cleopatra
1230 St Laurent Blvd
Montreal, Quebec H2X 2S5, Canada
Very good grinding value proposition but with many a dancer past her prime
Go to this place after a ton of poker at Casino Montreal and winning big. My group wanted to go back to the hotel, but as this was a short visit, we reasoned we…
1 commentslast: 11 mos ago(LoveGrind-LG)
Jul 30, 2024, 11:13 PM
Ricks
3105 S Interstate 35
Round Rock, TX
Posh club, best english speaking place, hints of promising exploration
Generally speaking, I'm not a big fan of Ricks. I like them way better than Deja Vu, but both brands scream to me, high priced, one-way mileage, ok-good lap dances. I will say…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Ferdinx)
Jun 21, 2024, 4:43 AM





















