The best of the awful Baltimore scene, which really isn't saying much

I went here two nights after striking out hard at The Block. This place is much nicer than any place on the block. Aesthetically, it's nice, but the quality of girls is much nicer. However, this place sucks donkey balls and not in a good way, just like every other club in Baltimore. Cover is $10. This place is on the edge of Fells Point, which looks touristy, but I am told is not a good neighborhood. Diet Coke 6.

Upon entrance is the cashier, then through the door is a bar on the right. Next to the bar is some seating area, then one of the entrances upstairs. After the upstairs entrance is more seating, like the couch in my parent's basement, but really long. Across from the couches is the stage, like bar height. A couple of PLs were throwing dollars. The stage has two poles that are two stories tall. Further down are the bathrooms and the ATM. No bathroom troll. Songs are really long here. However, there seems to be no rotation and the songs for the stage are different for the dances, which are much shorter, about 3 mins.

Like other clubs on The Block, this place is long and narrow-ish, and like I said, it's a 2 story club. The LDA and VIP rooms are upstairs. I was here two nights and I was told there are 8 girls here. The most I saw were five at any time. One super hot black girl, one fat black girl, one sort of chubby white girl, one spinner (almost too young), and one older white girl. Facially, there were all attractive, but the super hot black girl and the older white girl, Iris, had the best bodies (whitey was a distant second). Lap dances are $30 and only Iris approached me for the collective two hours I was there. Iris looks a little past her prime, probably late thirties, many subtle piercings, especially on the face, and brown hair. Easily 8.5 10 years ago, while super hot black girl is a 9/10. Iris chatted nicely but went straight for the 30 minute room which I think was $200, don't quote me as I turn off immediately someone brings up these expensive VIPs. Iris's lap dance was the best I had in Baltimore, of my sample size of 2 (but I will say it was better than the ones I got at Ebony Inn years ago). She tried hard to grind and was sensual, but would not take her top off. I was able to feel up top, which was fine, because she had pierced nips which is a huge turn off for me. She asked me for a tip, which I politely ignored. None of the other girls seemed to want to work.