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Norma Jeans

Baltimore, MD

Tuesday tryouts

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I found myself in Baltimore on a Tuesday night. After scanning the TUSCL strip clubs in Bmore, Norma Jeans seemed to have 1 of the better reputations. While driving to NJs, I noticed the club…

packin· 2 days ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Showcase will always be a fave

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I used to frequent this spot alllll the time up until Covid and then I moved. I saw some rough reviews over the last few years but I still had to go check it out…

Yaphy· 2 days ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Too Expensive

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I'd heard that CCR had changed hands, so I decided to give it a try. It's the same basic setup with the glass box for the smoking area and an open area out front. However,…

oldbike· 4 days ago 1

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Strip Club or Restaurant?

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I just looked back in my history and I can't believe I've never written a review of the Penthouse Club, so let me correct that (especially now that they're reopened). THE BASICS: Probably the highest-end club…

groundball· 4 days ago 2

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

More doormen than dancers

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I've always like Archibald's as a low-key place to nurse a beer or two and see dancers in a low-key setting. Years ago, it was the bottom floor of a three-story townhouse; the top two…