If there was a universal minimum standard of strip clubs, this is it

So I wanted to try more Phoenix clubs, but the other reviews made it seem like other than the ones I have reviewed so far, they were far more expensive. I had been getting killed at the casino so to give my wallet a break I chose this place. The other reason I chose this is because other hot girls at the clubs told me they used to dance here.

Getting here is pretty easy, to me, it's close to Phoenix. The roads around here aren't well lit and the parking is not very well lit at all. You can see the signs all right, just it's easy to miss the turn from either direction. Big parking lot.

$10 cover at night, and it seems new. It's a nice club, like a good balance between nice bar and strip club. Nicest chairs in any club in Phoenix area. Lot's of blue in the aesthetic, especially the lights. Think Bourbon Street, but blue instead of red and black, and more well-lit. No ID scan. $6(?) diet coke