Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3 Canada

Great trip this time around, except GPS is for real

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chiefwiggum
Nov 4, 2025, 4:06 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

This review comprises of a number of visits in the last couple months or so (I have been traveling all over the place for work so couldn't really settle down in one area long enough). Atlantis, imo, has the hottest girls in the GTA -- Locomotion is not really a close second (I'll write a review later). Of my last couple of trips to Atlantis, the average lineup was easily the hottest in recent memory.

 

The club itself is showing signs of wear. I've said this before in past reviews, but it's gradually getting worse: parking lot is full of trash, again; gum and cigarette butts all over entrance; beat up steel door; dump of a bathroom. Nonetheless, it's safe. Crowds on average are chill. Bar to the left on entrance, no cover. The stage is up to the right. Left of the entrance before bar is bathrooms and the stairs to go upstairs where they do dances.

 

As I said before, hottest lineup in recent memory. About 80% white, 5% black/dark skinned, and the rest are latina or mixed. About 50% plastic. Age range from early 20s - mid 30s. No fatties, the heaviest girls were on the skinny side of thick and curvy. One young girl had the fakest looking rack that turned out to be natural. One of the older girls had a great looking natural rack that turned out to be fake (and even then, I wasn't sure until she told me).

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Great trip this time around, except GPS is for real