Posts by mikeya02

Who will Slip'N Slide into the top two spots to become the latest toys featured in the National Toy Hall of Fame? Officials at The Strong's National Museum of Play on Monday announced its 12 National Toy Hall of Fame finalists…

What a rip off. By the way, is "The Boring Dead" still on? Anything new happening with the plot?

What would you call Lopaw if she had Duke's sausage fingers? Well hung!

They are here. Gives a new meaning to "porking" https://twitter.com/kevinlamparter/status/512661876346322944

Just now, some foreign sounding guy, told me he's from the legal department of the IRS, and a claim of tax fraud has been filed against me. Call this number to clear things up or the IRS will have…

Jerikson and Jill, went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jerikson came down all pissed off.

You know, close-ups of those fat mitts grasping beers out of the cooler. or digging into a bucket of KFC drumsticks. A fresh new look!

Stewart plows straight into fellow driver standing on the track, killing him? Perterson whips a 4 yr old with a switch, leaving injury marks on him? Rice knocks out his girl and stands there like a thug who could care less? Personally? Peterson…

After vowing celibacy, the young bride and groom were finally cosummating their love. After undressing, the bride exclaimed, "my, I'm glad you have a big cock instead of a little one" The groom went over and slapped her.. "Why did you do that?"…

One day while going for a drive, I saw Slick on the 405, he was smoking Panama Red, while getting some head, he's luckey to be alive!

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I just remembered...Ann. In her room at her parents house. I also remember I wished it had been her best friend, Sheryl.