Posts by JohnSmith69
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New Sex Toy
I gotta get one of these. Anybody wanna compete? You fuck your ATF. I'll fuck my DS. And we will see (1) which guy has the most thrusts before orgasm, and (2) which dancer has the…
3 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(crazyjoe)
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RTW
The glossary defines "RTW" as "Putting bills into a stripper's garter all the way around her leg and making her look like a Christmas Tree with money."
This raises several questions in my mind.
1. What does RTW stand for?
2.…
13 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(JohnSmith69)
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Diva, I want a lap dance with you.
Diva, I want a lap dance with you.
I've got more money than these other guys (except Dougster and LMN), and I'm ready to spend it too.
A disgusting pig you may say, but then again I'm at tuscl to stay.
Given how…
3 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Diva1975)
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Living old, divorced, and free
So what, we get drunk
So what, we smoke weed
We’re just having fun
We don’t care who sees
So what, we fuck young strippers
That’s how it’s supposed to be
Living old, divorced, and free
Yeah, uh you know what?
She makes me feel like I’m 19…
11 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(just_the_nuts)
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I didn't know that you can break your penis during sex
I gotta be careful fucking the DS. We often go on high induced fucking marathons for an hour or more, interrupting the change in positions with short bouts of oral love. But I had no idea this was…
6 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(rockstar666)
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PL of the year award nominee (this one comes with video)
http://dailym.ai/1JpATxq
3 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(crazyjoe)
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"You look exactly like my father"
She says at least a half-dozen times that I look exactly like her father. A couple of times I catch her staring intently into my face before she says it. At the same time that she's telling me…
20 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Estafador)
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Finally, a church whose theology I can embrace
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/02/indianas-church-of-marijuana_n_7496084.html
3 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(ATACdawg)
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Best ever ITC blow job (with a surprise ending)
She's the hottest dancer in the club to me. And she's really into me. Really really into me with customer lust. She's sitting across from me cause we just finished a bunch of dances. I could've LDKed…
17 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(jackslash)

