Posts by JohnSmith69

Shadow posted this link about a legislative bill to require strippers to get a license in Texas. http://smallbusiness.foxbusiness.com/legal-hr/2013/01/23/strippers-in-texas-may-soon-need-license-to-dance/ While the bill overall is lame and stupid, I did think it had one smart idea. It would…

In a recent discussion, most said they would prefer a HJ to a covered BJ. That surprised me. I wonder if the HJ crowd has considered titty fucking as an alternative. It…

In several other countries, I have experienced the phenomenon of white guys pay more. Whenever the natives see me coming, they automatically raise the prices because I'm clearly from a western country. It…

I'm not sure if this has been discused before, but the top ten clubs lists on this site are seriously screwed up. Just a couple of examples: “Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party” is listed as…

Why did God give women a vagina? 1. To help them grip the broom more tightly 2. So men would talk to them 3. Because the Flesh Light hadn't been invented yet 4. To give them a…

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb? 10. One man to do the screwing, and nine wives to tell him all the different reasons he is doing it wrong. So, what would it be…

How do you know that your wife is dead? The sex stays the same, but dishes start piling up in the kitchen sink.