Posts by JohnSmith69

Remember in high school when you desperately wanted to be able to be/see in the girl's locker room? Ok, most of us probably still have that same fantasy. Well now it can be…

Here's my own list of things a stripper doesn't want to hear during a VIP session. 1. Damn, my Depends just sprung a leak. 2. I promise to pay you next week. 3. My daughter…

For those of you who have been divorced and don't mind answering a few questions: How long have you been divorced? 2. Have you remarried or considered getting married again? Why or why not? 3.…

At the end of a news story about the Delta crash at LaGuardia MSNBC thought they had managed to score an interview with Donnell shortly after the crash, but it turned out to be an impostor…

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall…

Among the personality types that don't work for a stripper, one of the worst is the low talker. I just had one of these and never heard a single word she said because of…

There is one good thing about the prospect of Hillary as President -- the jokes. Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the…

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Yet another in a growing list. He didn't fuck an inanimate object, but he still has the required combination of horniness, desperation, and stupidity. http://dailym.ai/1EI8aCd