Odds are I can keep fucking the DS into my 90s. I hate to hear what Diva might think of that!
Odds are I can keep fucking the DS into my 90s. I hate to hear what Diva might think of that!
Never let a stripper inject you with heroin.
A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive strip clubs everywhere, take the best girls…
I'm sitting here trying to decide.
No anal. Not goin there.
Vaginal. Feels awesome but I've had that from a lot since started going bareback.
Oral. Haven't done that in a while. I adore her…
Personally, I don't have the slightest interest in forcing a woman to have sex with me. I want woman who is equally passionate about it (like the DS), or at least a woman who consents…
Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch videos of lap dances backwards?
A: They like the part where the stripper gives the money back.
Q: How can you tell that your ATF is getting fat?
A: She can wear some of your wife's clothes.
But I'm bored, and since when has that stopped anyone.
After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my…
Apparently somebody likes bacon even more than some of you.