Posts by JohnSmith69

A news story which suggests that I have a larger than average sized penis. http://dailym.ai/1FkNKOJ

Since it has many meanings, I am defining a fetish as: : a strong and unusual need or desire for something : a need or desire for an object, body part, or activity for sexual excitement (http://i.word.com/idictionary/fetish) It finally…

This is why I woke up in a hotel room last week that was strewn with $20 bills. She brought several different outfits for the evening. Very thoughtful of her to let me…

She starts in the middle of a song. I'm irritated but get over it. Her dances are good with excellent potential that is never fully realized. After a bit I say thanks…

I just realized that this song is about her... When I see you I run out of words to say All I can say is You're so beautiful So damn beautiful I wouldn't leave you Why would I 'Cause you're that type…

One of my favorite scenes from the Office is mimicked in real life. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BIakZtDmMgo http://dailym.ai/1Df4ckd

Sad too because the song in question was obviously designed to promote safe sex. I wonder what these young ladies would have to say about tuscl posts. http://dailym.ai/1Dg8Q1j

I am rarely on the giving or receiving end of ignoring somebody. Therefore, I'm not entirely sure how it works. If somebody has you on ignore, I think you don't see their discussions…

As I open my eyes this morning, the scene before me is surreal. I am disoriented and initially can't figure out exactly where I am. It's like an opening scene to Breaking Bad, where there's…