Posts by JohnSmith69

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. I think I have erectile dysfunction." "Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let…

A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself." That same day the man went…

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Is it possible to be genuinely "happily married" and 1. Go to strip clubs on a regular or semi regular basis (not just the occasional bachelor party) 2. Hide your visiting clubs from…

Topic posting lineup online Well, the DS has fulfilled two more items on my bucket list. Besides a threesome there's not a lot left. I have now fulfilled my fantasy of picking up a stripper after…

Last night I had three orgasms with her. Damn I barely remember doing that as a much younger man -- didn't know I could still do that. My past record with her in…

I'm going to be in San Fran in the next month, exact date TBD. I'm thinking I'll ask SJG if he wants to meet at the Ofarrel bros theatre. Anybody live in the…

I will never dance with a dancer named Barbie again. http://dailym.ai/1B4nljf

This must have hurt! But on the positive side of things, he had a great excuse for anyone who is ever accused of sexual assault -- "I just wanted to pass the time pleasantly.’…