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"Urban" strip clubs
They play "gansta" rap exclusively or nearly exclusively. But nothing like Public Enemy, generally only songs that the dancers can continuously twerk to. Often hard or impossible to get an actual lap dance in these clubs. Mostly…
44 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(ATACdawg)
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Why extras not escorts?
In more than a dozen years of generally weekly PLing, I've only done serious extras with 2 dancers. I've never lived near an extras hotspot like Detroit or Miami. In both cases, I became a frequent regular, it…
69 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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The origin of (non-extras) lap dancing?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_grooming#Primates
24 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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Boob pokey thing
There's a dancer I would sorely like to be a regular of. Her appearance is flawless to me. Good two way, not the most enthusiasm ever, but decent. But she doesn't take my hints that I want…
13 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(blahblahblah23)
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Learn me how not to be a shithead in the future
On Saturday night I spent 45 minutes to an hour on the couch with a dancer, and threw in about a 35% tip. We left the couch at about 11pm. She came back with me and sat down.…
12 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(DoctorPhil.)
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"So, what brings you out tonight?"
Apparently strippers are taught to ask this on the first day of Stripper 101. I give the only possible answer I can see that there would ever be: "Uhmmm, naked women?". They smile or laugh uneasily.…
46 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(ilbbaicnl)
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Self-hatred
How can we avoid falling into self-hatred, when strippers who let their dogs lick them on the mouth still won't kiss us?
19 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Icee Loco (asshole))
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The (near) future of geriatric tricking?
This is going to be weird, but not womcom weird.
It's a big leap for dancers to go from 2-way contact to being penetrated. Can we make us both happy by making it a three-way with a small plastic friend:…
18 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(ilbbaicnl)
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At long last we will have the proof!
2ICEE says his success rate with strippers is 80%. As legit nerd, I can tell you this means there is a 96% chance he can get busy with either nicespice or NinaBambina or both? So how long will…
36 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(rickdugan)
Kappa Men's Club
906 Dixon Ave
Kappa, IL 61738
Oh well
I just wrote a long review, but it appears to have been eaten by some bug in the site software. Anyway, I had a good time, one song dances have gone up to $40, but I didn't notice any…
8 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(ilbbaicnl)
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Are strippers really jackhole one percenters?
Seems like there a lot of feeling on this site that the typical stripper is much more annoying than the typical human being in general. But then we (customers) all seem to get pretty annoyed with each other on…
28 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)



