Posts by ilbbaicnl

Simple, provide masks made out of one cup of porn star's used bra. The thing is, how long would the porn star have to wear it? One minute? Five minutes? Could…

Pretty good movie: https://youtu.be/loy12HPFpV8 . One of Chris Rock's lines is "you better act right or you'll get smacked right".

My black fav told me that any town with a sizable black neighborhood has a soul food restaurant with JJ in the name, and they always suck. True or false?

My neighbors had their catalytic converter stolen. Since my fav has a high ground clearance vehicle, I went to get her for OTC, cause I was afraid they'd hit her vehicle too, if it…

My fav told me she saw some old guy with a stick up his ass was offering dancers $20 to not use their phones for 20 minutes. The club was slow, so they were…

How can I jumpstart a new career as a boob oiler? https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10682

My doctor told be non-fat yogurt is something I should include in my diet. Is this God's ironic way of punishing me for all the BBBJs I got from escorts?

There's a guy I work with you strongly resembles Elijah Wood aka Frodo. My fav recently broke up with her longtime old man, so I suggested I should think of a way of fixing…

First of all, I'll apologize in a advance for starting what may turn out to be SJG's favorite zombie thread to bump for the next 20 years. S&M is not my thing, but it seems very…